Osama Zyn Laden

[Jorden. @getmoneyjord]

Baitlin Blark

[Osama Zyn Laden @trocano_55]

@BananyasSplit Lemme hold the red flag

[Osama Zyn Laden @trocano_55]

@Tesla7771 Kramer makes a perfect Ricky 😭

[Osama Zyn Laden @trocano_55]

@imyrated Same heat Benny the Butcher was sellin crack in

[Pittsburgh Pirates @Pirates]

OFFICIAL: We have signed INF Konnor Griffin to a nine-year contract extension that runs through the 2034 season.

[Denzel Curry @denzelcurry]

Even Aliens Fuck with my Shit!

First Rapper Played in SPACE NIGGA!

[Pittsburgh Pirates @Pirates]

In honor of a very successful Opening Weekend at PNC Park, we're giving away this team-autographed poster.

RT for your chance to win! 🏴‍☠️

[Aaron Astor @AstorAaron]

I don't think enough of you people appreciate how much snack food goodness comes out of York, Berks and Lancaster Counties in Pennsylvania.

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸

[Osama Zyn Laden @trocano_55]

@CharlieBatch16 @dantewats Forever a legend thank you Chuck

[NotKennyRogers @NotKennyRogers]

Phillip Rivers has more children than the entire Minneapolis Somali daycare system.

[matt @mattybtweets69]

30,000 pages of the naughty list have been released, heavily redacted by The North Pole of course

[Joshin and Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

HE SEES YOU WHEN YOU'RE SLEEPING / HE KNOWS WHEN YOU'RE AWAKE / HE KNOWS IF YOU'VE BEEN BAD OR GOOD / SO KEEP IT SECRET, KEEP IT SAFE

[Miilato @miiilato]

“man I wish I had today off”
me on my days off:

[T @walterwhitepill]

This time of year we're reminded that the Grinch's WSS WHOVILLE hat implies the existence of a Who Navy, and by extension Who wars, maybe even Who genocide

[chris @ATR3lDES]

timothée chalamet you have to stop. you smoke too tough. your swag too different. your press tour is too good. they’ll kill you.

[Kish 🇭🇹 @kishswim]

Timothée Chalamet has an athlete mentality and film twitter hates that lol

[Robbie Fox @RobbieBarstool]

DOES THIS GUY KNOW BALL OR DOES THIS GUY KNOW BALL

[Rodger Sherman @rodger]

The Guy Teams Were Fine Pitching To After Intentionally Walking Barry Bonds has now reached the Hall of Fame ahead of Barry Bonds