Tom Roden

Sean Marks Sucks

[Tom Roden @troden117]

Jameis for 15 games might break me

I signed up for him as the vibes commander who doesn't play

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Breaking: Further testing today revealed Giants QB Jaxson Dart’s knee injury is worse than initially thought, and the team and Dart now are facing the possibility of season-ending knee surgery, sources tell ESPN.

Of all the QB injuries suffered in Week 2, Dart’s is turning out to easily be the most significant.

[Tom Roden @troden117]

"Error"

They tried to take further advantage of their fans after printing money over the past 5 months and got called out for it.

You're gonna sell out every game, there's just no need to price out the die-hards and turn it into a corporate gathering.

[Ian Begley @IanBegley]

Sales of Knicks individual game tickets are paused right now due to an error in pricing, team says. Full statement:

[Tom Roden @troden117]

@ChuBoi So hard to figure out why no serious club in Europe wanted him......

Maybe people will remember now why he got shipped out.

[Tom Roden @troden117]

@ChuBoi JJ Gabriel's dad about to go crazy on the burners, and we can't even say it isn't deserved.

Next vibes manager will surely be the one......

[Tom Roden @troden117]

Hey @PabloTorre can we dig up some stuff on the Glazer family? Just need some help here, they're killing my Club.

Also please just sack Carrick now, stop hiring vibes managers.

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

United exit the #CarabaoCup.

[Tom Roden @troden117]

Picked the wrong manager, then gave him an awful transfer window because they can't/won't spend.

Same shit, different year

Until the Glazers are gone nothing will change

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

Man City take the points.

[Tom Roden @troden117]

@NickRoden23 If you're hurt, don't play the OF like you mentioned. Jogging to the 6th run (maybe he doesn't get there but he never tried) and then being out by that much after Goldschmidt lollipopped the ball to 2nd base.

Again he looks miserable every time he plays the Yankees

[Tom Roden @troden117]

Juan Soto running half speed on a double play ball to end the game warms my heart.

Don't try too hard bud!

[Tom Roden @troden117]

Outside of Jay who's doing his own show, I think that's about as many fences as Kanye can mend in a single night. I mean good grief.

This is like the 18th time we've been back, will it last this time? Probably not.

[Tom Roden @troden117]

That was fun a few weeks ago when Clippers fans were demanding apologies and wanted Pablo Torre thrown under the jail.

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

BREAKING: The NBA has ruled on the Los Angeles Clippers in for salary cap circumvention investigations on Kawhi Leonard after yearlong probe -- stripping the franchise of 5 first-round picks, issuing a $30 million fine to owner Steve Ballmer and suspensions for Ballmer, Lawrence Frank and Gillian Zucker, sources tell ESPN.

Kawhi Leonard will have to pay $700,000 in restitution for improper benefits by the Clippers for his uncle and former business rep, Dennis Robertson. No contract void or suspension for Leonard. And Robertson -- who was fired by Leonard in June -- is being banned by the NBA from all business dealings.

[Tom Roden @troden117]

Should have been here a year ago if Brighton weren't idiots.

Now go get a LB and a proper backup ST.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨💣 BREAKING: Carlos Baleba to Manchester United, here we go! Verbal agreement in place between clubs.

Improved bid sent today after £65m package rejected and player set to join the only club he wanted.

Baleba, new #MUFC player soon. 🇨🇲

[Tom Roden @troden117]

GET THE FUCKIN WORD OUT

WE BACK

[Kingdom Hearts Insider 👑💙🎵 @khinsider]

Kingdom Hearts: The Series announced for Disney+ and Disney Channel https://t.co/oo15HE96JA #KingdomHearts #KHTS

[Tom Roden @troden117]

AHHH

COCO

STRELITZIA

WE HAVE A RELEASE YEAR

https://t.co/tN4wPrDs0k

[Tom Roden @troden117]

Instead of letting Dominguez continue to play and try to improve, let's just find the older version of him!

[Joel Sherman @Joelsherman1]

The Yankees are moving toward a deal for Giants OF Heliot Ramos as @Ken_Rosenthal 1st mentioned. But it pending medical review at least. Ramos can hit, but not considered a good defender

[Tom Roden @troden117]

Bill putting the boys to work quick on the hit pieces. Philly was 7 last year without Jaylen or Lebron and a ton of injuries. Adding those two now has them in the same place.......right

[RingerNBA @ringernba]

LeBron's final decision doesn’t dramatically alter the NBA landscape, let alone guarantee a top-six seed for Philly. But it is a basketball experiment unlike anything we’ve ever seen before.

@MichaelVPina: https://t.co/wGllpEtnMG

[Tom Roden @troden117]

@ItsThatNewPetey No juice for me there, not like there's a bitter rivalry. Rather see Cavs/Sixers but they'll probably do that

[Tom Roden @troden117]

So is Sixers/Knicks opening night or Christmas?

Or both?

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

BREAKING: LeBron James is signing with the Philadelphia 76ers on a two-year, $8 million deal with a player option, Klutch Sports Group and Klutch CEO and Game Over show host Rich Paul tells ESPN.

[Tom Roden @troden117]

@NoLayingUp This is a good way to tally how many burners Kiz and the gang have.

[Tom Roden @troden117]

@RussMurphNY MBJ looks good, I'm not racing to declare the Acuff thing. Both are good and I would have been happy* with either.

*Happy as I can be considering we should have had at worst Caleb Wilson

[Tom Roden @troden117]

Obviously need to see it when the season starts, but Egor making the leap where he's miles above 99% of the Summer League players is a great sign.