i posted this as a joke over there but this is really just what that website is. this isn't even an exaggeration. in fact in hindsight i didn't even go far enough it doesn't even function as the satire it was intended to be.
I play up my reactions because it's a comedy show. It's over the top and heightened so that it's interesting to watch. I can only assume these people get equally mad about Simon Cowell, but the difference is when people call me stupid I can read it.
Having even the smallest dose of internet celebrity is enough to show you how people will talk about you like you aren't a person anymore. As soon as you expose yourself to the beast you have relinquished your personhood in exchange for just being a guy on a screen.
And I'm guilty of it as well at times. But I think I'm just not prepared to deal with people being actually, tangibly upset with me over the fact that I thought Atlantis online was boring, or whatever. You guys know the games are bad on purpose, right? Like you get that?
Little known fact if you try hard enough you can suck the cum back into your balls to prevent unwanted pregnancy. It's called the turkey baster and it's the one thing condom companies don't want you to know.
windblown feels great. the world design is super interesting, the combat is just as tight as I'd expect from the creators of dead cells, the weapons I've unlocked so far feel varied and satisfying. it's the kind of video game that makes you want to make video games. big recommend
Rivals 2 is fun. I'm sure I'm not the first person to give this feedback but it would be cool if the ranked matchmaking actually attempted at all to match you against people at your skill level.