THE STAR REPORT

Troi Torain aka STAR is a multimedia personality whose career has spanned the arenas of radio, television and the world-wide web.

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Knicks in four -- Eat A Di*ck! You heard it from me first. #nbafinals #nyknicks #saspurs

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Salute to fans who don't care about the championship in 73. They just wanna catch fades, destroy property, and go to jail if need be. #nyknicks #nbaplayoffs

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If you move to Florida and your dog becomes a victim to a freshwater gator, blame yourself for not teaching that dummy to back up when facing a killing machine.

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If I blocked you on X, it's because I honestly think you're beneath me, and your life has no value. #elitism

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I'm watching the new Star Wars movie, and even though I lost track of the episodes, this one seems pretty good. #themandalorian

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If your fiancé had a bachelorette party and was secretly filmed buffing another man's tool, would you still get married? #forgiveness

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I just discovered the wonderful world of Micro-Fleece neck and shoulder heating pads. Am I late to the party?

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Has anyone seen a movie titled "They Will Kill You" starring Zazie Beetz and Patricia Arquette? I can't tell if this is a masterpiece or pure garbage. #actionhorror

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I just had the Elvis Presley (Iconic) peanut butter and banana sandwich. All I can say is thank you Jesus, hallelujah father, in the name of the blood. #delicious #FoodFreedom

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If Cheyenne Bryant was collecting money under false pretenses, would that leave the door open for Wire Fraud 18 U.S.C. § 1343, Mail Fraud 18 U.S.C. § 1341, Bank Fraud 18 U.S.C. § 1344, and Government Fraud 18 U.S.C. § 1001? #federalcrime

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If you haven't seen it already, I highly recommend "The Investigation of Lucy Letby." #documentary #Netflix

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Pastor Jamal Bryant put his face on the boycott, met with the new CEO, and then called off the protest. Now you're asking if he got a bag? #target #boycott

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If you're over 50 (behind on child support) and still making mix CDs, please stop sending me DM'S - PLEASE!!! #hiphopisdead

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I wish "X" would stop trying to sell me a verification check. I like to drink, then talk hella-crazy at 2am, then wake up at 9am and delete everything. #noaccountability

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Does Dwight Howards' wife understand when you pull out a 2 gallon Ziplock bag of coke on IG, the DEA and CPS have to get involved?

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I don't subscribe to astrology, but over the decades, there's one sign (male & female) that always seems to be full of sh*t - can you guess? #zodiac #celestialbodies

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Does Franchon Crews-Dezurn have a steel jaw, or does Claressa Shields have no power in her punches? #Boxing #women

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If she pushed out your babies, went toe-to-toe with your jump-off, and watched you try to become a rapper for 14 years, then yes you should pay for her soak-offs and gel manicures. #relationships

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Back in the day, women claimed men were cold and distant. Now females accuse guys of Love Bombing. Please make up your mind! #relationships

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If you're over 50 and you still haven't learned how to dedicate and appreciate one woman at a time, you should probably put the pistol in your mouth. #relationships