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the horse girl to rowing pipeline. neu

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To whomever stole the phone mount off my bike in Chinatown today: it was 5 years old and $8, but Amazon doesn’t sell it anymore so please give it back 🥺

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I love how if I bring something up with my mom it’s always “well I experience that too so you’re not different from anyone else” and never “I experience that too, am I different?”

To have the confidence of a latina mother.

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Looking for someone who wants to surprise me with flowers every once in a while. Relationship optional.

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@NicholasDelMas0 Just keep sending her TikToks with lord of the rings art

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5/25

Highlights:
-Won my Seat Race
-Ate Good Food
-Touched Marcus Mumford
-Met the love of my life

Lowlights:
-Sunburn
-V Tired
-Love of my life has a girlfriend

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John Greens 2 second cameo in the Turtles All the Way Down movie was gold.

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Jamie has now caught 4 mice in his life. Great investment.

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Just your resident crunchy friend walking through Cambridge with a tent so I can hand it off at breakfast for the weekend

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What kind of astrological fuckery is going on this week it just keeps throwing punches

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Realized I do not have my registration, Skate cannot find it in the dresser and I can’t lose my spot in line to check the car. Do I cry my way through this?

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Standing in the Cambridge Transportation Office building with the other 50 people who have put this off also

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I missed the March 1st deadline while on the road bc I forgot to ask for photos of my mail in time. Have been avoiding going in person the last week.5 that I’ve been back

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Renewing my parking permit: a saga

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How is it that there are so many different machines in the gym and the only one that is consistently used wrong is the erg.

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Tell me you have an almond moon without telling me I’ll go first:

Reliving my childhood dessert of fat free vanilla Greek yogurt with some sprinkles and semi sweet chocolate chips bc we weren’t supposed to have ice cream on weeknights

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Paco was born 15 years ago today

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MA driver reeducation course things: the class gets asked what we call a turn signal in MA and no one has an answer

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For anyone wondering final tally for time on hold was 4:49:35

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1:11:00 into being on hold with the RMV and the message keeps swapping between “greater than 10 minutes” and “greater than 1 hour” which are not mutually exclusive but the swapping is killing my sanity

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The good part of doing my 5k in the Grand Valley Rec Center is that people see me dying pulling a 2:10 and still think it’s hella impressive