CounterTroll

Intelligence for those who have none. Counter intelligence for those whose noggins need fixing. Covfefe questioner. Diversity advocate.

[George Takei @GeorgeTakei]

Why do so many white supremacists invariably look like they got the short end of the genetic dipstick? I mean, claiming to represent white supremacy while looking like a pile of two-day old lumpy mashed potatoes is hardly advancing your cause, repugnant as it is.

[Jonathan E. Sy 施公奇異 @easy_jonathan]

THIS IS THE STORY OF MY GENERATION.

[Muckmaker™ @RealMuckmaker]

OK Mucksters, who do WE PICK to defeat this thing? Give me your best 2, please?

[CounterTroll @troll_counter]

Next thing you know he'll be claiming he invented the hamburger, not Kim Jong il.

#propaganda #dictator #hamburger #TrumpDerangementSyndrome
#IdiotsForTrump #holeinnone

[MS NOW @MSNOWNews]

Golf Magazine is reporting that President Trump has a plaque in his golf club in West Palm Beach stating that he won the club's annual golf championship last year.

He never actually played in that tournament. https://t.co/TReXZEslG9

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

GOP challenged me in committee, betting on an assumption that I didn’t know what I was talking about.

Spoiler: I knew what I was talking about.

Keep believing the patronizing trope about “not smart, but her heart’s in the right place.”

Makes em underprepare &not see us coming.

[Joanna Hausmann Jatar @Joannahausmann]

*Instagram crashes for like 20 min*

Americans: OMG WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCKIMGONNADIEWHATISHAPPEINGSATAN COME FOR ME NOW ENGULF ME IN DARKNESS

*There is no electricity for 5 days*

Venezuelans: Hey, um can someone report on this? Thanks.

[Leonard Pascual @drbrainhacker]

If you enable a misogynist whether you're a woman or an LGBT, you are no better than him. You chose to. You are responsible. If you allow a thief to continue stealing you are just as liable. No pointing of fingers. Neuroscience holds you responsible.

[JoeAm @societyofhonor]

Trolls don’t use knowledge or reason. They argue much as a lunatic would, no sense, plenty of passion. Parrots are more logical. And their English is better.

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Are you making the argument that the bondage, dehumanization, and enslavement of Africans as free labor for white landowners - a scheme upon which the American economy relied - equals good old-fashioned, free-market capitalism?

Because if so, I’m happy to consider your point.

[Nancy Pelosi @SpeakerPelosi]

.@realDonaldTrump’s revival of his bigoted, disgusting ban on trans Americans serving in our armed forces is a stunning attack on the patriots who keep us safe. No one w/ the strength & bravery to serve should be turned away because of who they are. https://t.co/E51DkMehvA

[Samantha Bee @realsambee]

BREAKING NEWS: ENTRANCE INTO COLLEGE UNJUST, TILTED IN FAVOR OF WHITE KIDS WITH RICH PARENTS.

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

In a few years a $15 minimum wage has gone from a "radical idea" to being passed in:

California
Illinois
Massachusetts
New Jersey
New York
Los Angeles
Minneapolis
New York City
Seattle
San Francisco
St. Paul

We're just getting started. We will pass a federal $15 minimum wage.

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

Happy 30th anniversary to the Internet! I got you all my personal data.

[Tom Steyer @TomSteyer]

.@realdonaldtrump's new proposed budget cuts billions of dollars from education and the environment while increasing funding for the military and the ludicrous border wall––proof once again that this is not a man investing in the future, but in his own self-image.

[CounterTroll @troll_counter]

@easy_jonathan Oh, snap! Someone grab the silver sulfadiazine stat coz @Ramon_Tulfoll just got burned! Grab the preparation H too...

[Rosa Riera 🇪🇺 @RosaRiera]

“Fear is not a plan. Courage is a plan because courage is about our future” says @AOC responding to a question by @BillNye who stood in line to ask a question like everybody else ❤️ #SXSW2019 #courage #future #scienceguy

[Ted Corcoran (RedTRaccoon) @RedTRaccoon]

Do you know what gets lost between the signing of Bibles and fake Melania conversations?

The fact that 23 people lost their lives to tornadoes.

I'm guilty of this. I take full responsibility for not focusing on the real situation that is impacting so many. I'm sorry.

[John Pavlovitz Official @johnpavlovitz]

"It's been a marvel witnessing the hypocrisy of people for whom I was no longer "Christian enough," ignore porn star affairs, applaud the building of walls, celebrate the silencing of black athletes, and cheer the separation of families."

#SundayMorning https://t.co/leW4mNOiMg