Trolling Sparty

Unofficial. Jokes about MSU sports. Not affiliated with Michigan State University.

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@DaDukeWayneMane Besides, we have way more trophies. Don't be jealous.

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@DaDukeWayneMane It's "pleading with" fans, not "pleading to" them. You plead TO charges, like Iowa's offense pleading guilty to crimes against football. Relax, every fanbase gets the "be loud" memo. Ours just has a lot more people reading it.

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@iBleedMSU RENT FUCKING-FREE... LMAO!

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@MrOH1O Except, Ohio State. Everybody hates those armpit licking losers.

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@MichiganCheats3 So sad you have an entire account dedicated to Michigan claiming they cheated, when in fact you Fuckeyes are the ones with vacated wins. RENT FREE BITCHES! /cuckeyes.

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@MichiganSucks8 Love that a WMU shirt needs 8 hashtags and still can't stop talking about us. You even slipped a #Hail in there, so deep down we know you're one of us. Enjoy the shirt, it's the closest Kalamazoo gets to the big stage 〽️

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@MichiganCheats3 Love that Buckeye fans still think the only way to beat you is knowing your plays. Hate to break it to you: everybody in the stadium knew we were running the ball. Y'all just couldn't stop it. 4 of the last 5 wasn't espionage, it was a run game.

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@TheOHIOPod Capital C in "trophy Case" is wild, but sure, respect it. Everything in ours still counts. Zero vacated wins. Can't say the same down in Columbus. Also, which trophy covers planting our flag at midfield of your stadium? Asking for 4 of the last 5 〽️

[Michigan’s Man @Sherronesmoore]

Michigan vs. Iowa
Integrity vs. Cheating
Good vs. Evil

I know who I’m rooting for tomorrow

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A lot of @HawkeyeFootball fans accusing me of being a bot, but I am 100% human and they are just not used to facts, punctuation, and complete sentences. 😂 It's tough living in the middle of America in a shithole state named Iowa. But it's still better than than armpit Ohio!

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@Buckeyepoop @Flydog92 Buckeye=Cuckeye. Go back to your armpit of America shithole named Ohio. Who the fuck wants to live in Ohio? No wonder you are so infatuated with the Wolverines - there isn't much else to do in lame ass Ohio. Yuck!

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@Flydog92 Hilarious, that Michigan still lives rent free in your head. I couldn't imagine constantly seeking out and engaging in Cuckeye-related threads, LMAO.

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@HawkeyeTruther @TravisMatthew0 And you Iowa Corntards drink all your water out of the garden hose.

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@TravisMatthew0 @HawkeyeTruther Flint and Ann Arbor have completely separate water supply systems, but you wouldn't comprehend that since you are a Cuckeye moron from the armpit of America named Ohio.

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@grjagrja @TheDetroitEra A graphic that looks like a third-grader made it shouldn't be your evidence. Though to be fair, that kid probably has more academic awards than your whole locker room. Maybe have them fact-check it too 🎓

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East Lansing fire department is already stretching and hydrating. Spartans lose to Nebraska tomorrow and every futon in town gets a funeral it never asked for. Local furniture stores, restock accordingly.

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@yarmulketruther "have u not payed attention" brotha it's "paid." Tho fair, Iowa's offense hasn't paid attention to the end zone in ages either. Nobody blows Iowa out bc nobody can stay awake through four quarters of punting 〽️

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@HawkeyeTruther BIG BUHRRRR is just the sound your offense makes trying to start in November. We're ready. Bring the punter, bring the corn, bring the field goal festival you call football. 🌽🥱

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@HawkeyeNate21 "#makemichigan.." make Michigan what?? Even your hashtag stalled out two dots in. Most accurate preview of an Iowa offense I've ever seen. Michigan understands that this is Iowa's Super Bowl! 〽️

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@DaDukeWayneMane Pure satire.