John Velveeta

the Grande Dame of Leawood 👑

[John Velveeta @trolltasticcc]

Lisa Barlow is the Teresa Giudice of Salt Lake City: lacks empathy, highly UNintelligent, talks loudly and over everybody, throws insults as a defense mechanism and thinks her shit doesn’t stink. Worst of all she genuinely cannot say she’s sorry. #RHOSLCReunion #RHOSLC

[nae @euphorixa]

I hate to say it but corbin & parmida should NOT be the ones leaving.

[E @studlov3r]

Welcome back Sharpay and Ryan #loveislandusa

[dash @thedigitaldash_]

corbin and parmida lowkey ARE the most compatible couple lmao

[1bandx1soun! @1bandx1sound]

lets pour one out for Corbin realest nigga in love island history stood on 10 about every descion spoke his mind and never gave a fuck

[John Velveeta @trolltasticcc]

Side note but black is not in Amanda Batula’s color palette #summerhouse

[Gibson Johns @gibsonoma]

The hype around #RHORI is real, and it’s warranted.

Bravo seems to have struck gold with this cast, who have connections dating back to childhood. This isn’t a group of strangers thrown together by production. They know (and share) everything about one another.

The vibe is pretty one-of-one, with obvious comparisons to RHONJ while scratching the RHOSLC itch—all with a New England twist.

I’m genuinely really excited about this. It’s not every day that we get a new Housewives franchise, and this is the best Bravo premiere since RHOSLC. #RHORI

[John Velveeta @trolltasticcc]

I, for one, am pissed about @RealChalamet being snubbed at the Oscar’s. It was one comment. It was his opinion. Was it kind of a dumb take? Sure but to cancel his entire career over it????? Like cmon people what the fuck are we doing? #oscars

[John Velveeta @trolltasticcc]

I am so fuckin done with Dr Santos and Dr Robby right now #thepitt #hbomax #thepittseason2

[reid @thereidfeed]

if I send you this it means I’m not tinkin #TraitorsUS

[https://mia @saturnss_bestie]

did rob forget that the traitors goal is to keep traitors in the game ?? backstabbing lisa AND candiace ?? this is crazy
#TheTraitorsUS #TheTraitors

[Queens of Bravo @queensofbravo]

Lindsay’s reaction to Amanda saying Kyle fell asleep at a fan’s apartment was the only correct reaction #SummerHouse

[Matt Shumer @mattshumer_]

https://t.co/ivXRKXJvQg

[Dorit’s Mom’s Black Friend💎💋💎 @CeCeCannes]

I love how much Rachel hates Amanda. #RHOBH

[izzy @spidermannwh]

these songs the golden globes are playing for the winners are so funny like girl this is my pregame playlist

[John Velveeta @trolltasticcc]

My biggest issue with #TheHousemaid #housemaidmovie is that we are supposed to believe that Andrew drives a Jeep…….of ALL the cars in the world. With that gagillion dollar house.

[discourse & bravo @bravo_discourse]

britani saying the flight was the most traumatic thing that has happened to her. meanwhile her kids don't fuck with her at all #rhoslc

[G @agnostostheoss]

Mannnn Todd’s money must be long because Bronwyn really sat on national TV and begged Santa Claus for an open marriage rather than get divorced #RHOSLC

[LM @lmhousewives]

I’m so over this Britani pity-fest lmao, at least Mary still hates her lol #RHOSLC

[DRINK WATER❄️❄️❄️❄️ @bravomfbravo1]

Lisa and John will divorce once Caillou gets sent off to BYU #RHOSLC

[Charlene M @chika1sg0lden]

I don’t think we are talking enough about how dangerous Demi is. She keeps weaponizing assault. Its dark… and so so dangerous. #SLOMW