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I am craving bologna

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Freedom

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I love when the day resets and I get to drink another Celsius

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@homiehopper123 I don’t have any left

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Everyday I think about how much happier I would be if I grew up in the 70s

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Can people just drive I don’t understand traffic

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@olive3358 Of course

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For my sanity I need a dog

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@olive3358 Rotten Tomatoes is a scam and I’ll say it again

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@olive3358 That was me can I have it back

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@yoshimuncher12 got your beer #fuckyou

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Peed my pants today

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@UncleShitbag You know that’s the rest of your life

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24 hour shift off 45 minutes of sleep I’m delirious

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What is a girl supposed to wear to court (serious inquiries only)

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Happy ems week I love free stuff

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Pretty girls don’t apologize

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@homiehopper123 Mesozoic era

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Take me down to the goon city where the grass is green and the girls are pretty

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Power went out during my shower but still managed to shave lfg