Toucan

Panic! at the discourse. He/him.

[Toucan @tropicalbard]

@hughlaurie @diligentium @AaronBastani rattling out tweets on a typewriter like he’s graham fucking greene

[Toucan @tropicalbard]

@Zafarcakes Huge if true.

[Wontwo Badsoup @wontwobadsoup]

lot of people say ed balls shouldnt be in political commentary because of his wife. But the truth is he shouldnt be because he is extremely stupid

[Toucan @tropicalbard]

Beware the vibes of March

[Toucan @tropicalbard]

@PerthshireMags university of bath time more like. toddler opinion

[abdul 🌌📷 @Advil]

my cousin Mohammad was killed by zionist colonial forces in Gaza today. he was getting food for his family and a group of soldiers opened fire on him. i last saw him at my wedding.

112 of my extended family have been killed in the ongoing genocide in Gaza

May he rest peacefully

[Scottish Rugby Blog 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @ScotRugbyBlog]

@giteau_rugby Darcy Graham

[Andy Burke @AndyBurke_]

No Darcy? That’s a sickener.

[Toucan @tropicalbard]

Lovely send off for the big man today. It’s just what he would have wanted.

[Thomas Willett @ThomasWillett9]

Just a few examples off the top of my head:
1. Your deliberate distortion of statistics on trans prisoners to push a narrative of inherent trans criminality (https://t.co/yL57eWuskZ).
2. Your denial that trans people were targeted by the Nazi regime (https://t.co/oPK0wn0gKB) 1/4

[Declassified UK @declassifiedUK]

🇮🇱"Do you have blood on your hands?"

We confronted UK trade secretary Jonathan Reynolds in London over arms sales to Israel👇

[Michael Rosen 💙💙🎓🎓 NICE 爷爷 @MichaelRosenYes]

I voted Labour in the last election. So I voted for a govt that has supported the mass murder of the people of Gaza and the welfare cuts of the people of Britain. I got something wrong, didn’t I?

[Toucan @tropicalbard]

@OffMenuOfficial Gary Sambrook MP?

[Nicholas Kristof @NickKristof]

Elon Musk says that no one has died because he slashed humanitarian aid. I went to South Sudan to check if that's true. It's not. Within an hour of starting interviews, I had the names of a 10-year-old boy and an 8-year-old girl who had died because of decisions by wealthy men in Washington.
The visit that moved me the most was to a remote area that used to have no health care, where women routinely died in childbirth. Then a US-funded maternity clinic opened through @UNFPA in December, and not one woman has died since. I showed up, and people mistakenly thought I was responsible for the clinic. One new mom wanted to name her baby for me, and the village elders thanked me and hailed America's generosity. What they didn't know was that Trump/Musk had cut all funding for UNFPA and that as a result the maternity clinic will close this month, and women will once again be bleeding to death in the dust.
Here's a giftlink to my report from ground level about what the shutdown of USAID means: https://t.co/tbgKk7ESqj

[Toucan @tropicalbard]

@mypalfootfoot7 CEO of Bedford water.

[Sham @pyaazhater]

me: my son doesn’t wear diapers anymore now that he’s pr trained

you: do you mean potty trained

my son, with shit on his face: I am shocked and deeply saddened by the allegations being levied against me. Needless to say, they are false. I have always been an ally to women, and

[Toucan @tropicalbard]

going to aldi in January

[Toucan @tropicalbard]

I saw 4 planets on my way to the shop - that’s most of them!

[Toucan @tropicalbard]

mad how you can just go outside your house and see celestial bodies