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[Fat Lenny @FatLennyLJS]

White boy summer hasn't been the same since this nuke was dismantled

[Glenn Tunes @glenn_tunes]

To everyone who's upset that trump's name was removed from the Kennedy center i would like to point out that you can find his name mentioned more than 30 thousand times in the epstein files 👍

[ׅ❦ @cursdpanda]

an ibuprofen vape would go crazy af

[duck @ExtremeBlitz__]

is it normal to have inside jokes with yourself that you laugh at subconsciously or is that schizophrenia

[𝕶𝖆𝖙🕷️ @TheKatrooms]

Miss being a kid and watching Scary Godmother when it aired

[leaf123 @notaweirdgirl]

everyone is vaping and its really scary because who is going to blow down the pigs houses

[miia @miiagarro]

i’d rather my man be doing money laundering and tax fraud than selfies and curated ig dumps

[No Context Tobey Maguire @OocTobeyM]

Gonna smoke a joint in here and pretend I'm Willem Dafoe becoming the Green Goblin

[miia @miiagarro]

it’s hard being a lovebug in a world full of roaches

[s44nti @s44nti]

como quiero ser tratado después de estar todo el día de mal humor

[Fav ⛧ @Favwontmiss]

sometimes your cat starts following you around more than usual and it's like okay are you dying or am i

[omeo 𖤐 @ihyomeo]

Love to see some positivity on the TL

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

the adulthood they promised us

[yuri @hanyuri167]

friends to lovers is highkey the healthiest and most romantic trope. to know that someone has loved you platonically before they did romantically is just

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

libraries were a good start, but we need more places where people can't talk.

[Viv 🪩 @battleangelviv]

Insane thing to post from a company account

[urly @urly5k]

when you go back and reread old messages just to get that feeling again

[solé @layxsnv]

"This job is driving me crazy"
Me at work:

[anna 🌟 @signsofsonder]

this is frying me LMFAOAOAOAOAOAO

[👩‍💻 @weirdassfishes]

Pharrell has always kind of reminded me of Arthur’s homosexual rat teacher