Blake Smith

One of those bitter SJW globalist cuck types. Part time guitar toucher.

[Blake Smith @troubadoursmith]

45's Twitter use has continued to get worse and more dangerous, and Twitter has continued the head in the sand act and done nothing. I'm done. Out again. This time for much longer. Maybe forever

Gonna miss those 200 push notifications about nothing every day.

[Blake Smith @troubadoursmith]

@SenBobCorker Hey, man. You choose whatever legacy you want. We're just trying to warn you how this might affect it, because we know you're lying.

[Blake Smith @troubadoursmith]

I'm back. Thank you twitter - it's a damn good start.

https://t.co/cIH88xMyRL

[Blake Smith @troubadoursmith]

Twitter has GOT to get its shit together and start applying the ToS to the president. The Pres should be held to a higher standard, and this is fucking dangerous. This is my last tweet or login until I see evidence that Twitter cares that 45's traffic is becoming blood money.

[Blake Smith @troubadoursmith]

@realDonaldTrump That's a really dumb lie to tell, Danny.

[Blake Smith @troubadoursmith]

Wow, this personality flaw where I live with a crippling fear that I'm never doing enough to succeed is really dovetailing poorly with this week where I'm overwhelmed on all fronts and behind on everything. #notgonnagofullbreakdown #nevergofullbreakdown

[Blake Smith @troubadoursmith]

@realDonaldTrump God, you're a useless, whiny little pissbaby, aren't you, Mr. President?

[Blake Smith @troubadoursmith]

@SaskiaMeli looked sleek tho. You know how iphones have a button? This one didn't.

[Blake Smith @troubadoursmith]

@realDonaldTrump You... *might* have the support of half of the country? As an optimistic lie? Damn.

[Blake Smith @troubadoursmith]

@realDonaldTrump That is literally the wrong mass shooting.

[Blake Smith @troubadoursmith]

@SaskiaMeli I felt bad! I thought he was showing me something on his phone screen, and it took me way too
long to get that the cool part was that his phone cost more now.

[Blake Smith @troubadoursmith]

Our president... tweeted.... about the wrong mass shooting. Guys.

You have to admit

Objectively

We're a bullshit country. https://t.co/AUGnvgF4Zr

[Blake Smith @troubadoursmith]

The moment when your boss is genuinely, on a human level, excited to show you how cool the phone is that he excitedly impulse bought for an entire month of what you make earning his pay is a really weird part of the modern world.

[Blake Smith @troubadoursmith]

@realDonaldTrump They're*

[Blake Smith @troubadoursmith]

@DonaldJTrumpJr 2 entirely separate things, slimeball. And we're not being "Politically correct." We're just... you know.. correct. About what words mean.

[Blake Smith @troubadoursmith]

@realDonaldTrump For everyone around you, you make their lives worse and their jobs harder. It's why no one likes you.

[Blake Smith @troubadoursmith]

@realDonaldTrump They already delayed the bill. Do you think this is going well? Do you think now is the time to complicate things? You are truly stupid.

[Blake Smith @troubadoursmith]

@realDonaldTrump I mean... Congress seems to have decided that was a bad idea months ago. But sure. Waste your time. Spin the wheels 'till Mueller comes.

[Blake Smith @troubadoursmith]

@DonaldJTrumpJr Actually, the neighborhood all pitching in to fill that bucket for you is a lot closer to socialism.