troubletown

technically alive

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Friday at 9am: this weekend I'm gonna work out every day and clean the house

Friday at 5:18: gonna get a Drakkhen rom and drink whiskey every time I don't know wtf is going on

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Snipped them this year because they fall over

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Let's go peonies

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love that the Steel Ball Run anime has the audacity to look directly at the camera and say "Let's be serious here folks, an 1890s automobile was not yet efficient enough to meaningfully participate in a transcontinental race, okay!? Now... back to the magic horses"

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the cold open to Dorohedoro is so fuckin good. How could you watch that 2 minutes and then be like "nah, not interested"?

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Mamas don't let your babies grow up to be (pretzel) cowboys

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Been thinking it's probably about time for a career change... Maybe i can head out west and make a go of it as a

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using a very well-hidden speaker to pump the Mario Paint Pushups Song (title: "Creative Effort") in my nemesis's house to drive them insane but wouldn't you fuckin know it the only thing that happened was a dramatic increase in productivity

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@gracecondition These cubes ain't gonna mine themselves

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Frieren is all montages and I am -here- for it

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The least authentic D&D bit in Stranger Things is the farfetched notion that your idiot asshole friends successfully wrote down the final incantation and didn't lose the notes or whatever

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Gift of the Magi except it's me and my wife accidentally running into each other at Gamestop

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how much of egg nog is egg? should i just have a big glass for breakfast? with some bacon maybe?

[Nicholas Kole @FromHappyRock]

I have to add my voice to the chorus: there is nothing more insulting, disempowering, or a surer sign that you’re working with hacks (& there are many, wedged into middle management in AAA) than receiving an AI moodboard as a concept artist, and I need to talk about it

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Brought my own vibraslap to the CAKE concert and they threw me in the harbor

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if you're one of the people mashing rear-view in your Mario Kart videos, just go right to fuckin' jail and stay there for a couple weeks

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My peonies had a tough time this year

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so damn was Record of Lodoss War the first ttrpg liveplay or what?

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got cursed by a mysterious crone and now when i walk it makes Donkey Kong-style bink bank bornk bink noises

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i love how ramen packets have always said, "if you want your ramen to have less sodium, use less of the flavor packet, IDIOT"

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i routinely watch multi-hour youtubes despite a show backlog. somehow it's exactly like the "6 string cheeses in a row" joke