Be careful today #snow
It snowed last night...
8:00 am: I made a snowman.
8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.
8:15 - So, I made a snow woman.
8:17 - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.
8:20 - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snow men instead.
8:22 - The transgender man..women...person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts.
8:25 - The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.
8:28 - I was being called a racist because the snow couple is white.
8:31 - The middle eastern gent across the road demanded the snow woman be covered up .
8:40 - The Police arrived saying someone had been offended.
8:42 - The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.
8:43 - The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.
8:45 - TV news crew from BBC showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I replied "Snowballs" and am now called a sexist.
9:00 - I was on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.
9:10 - I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken by social services.
9:29 - Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding for me to be arrested.
By noon it all melted
Moral:
There is no moral to this story. It is what we have become, all because of snowflakes
100 days of Keir Starmer and Labour as told in memes that triggered the hard left, a thread 🧵
1. Leeds burns while Keir clocked off at 6pm (as he said he would). He’s nowhere to be found.
He also doesn’t take to the podium the next day to call out the “far-right” rioters.
Every traitorous MP who voted to take the winter fuel allowance from Britain's most vulnerable pensioners, a day before sending another £600m to Ukraine, and whilst spending £9m a day of your taxes on housing unvetted migrant men in hotels.
You are JOKING. A month ago Tommy Robinsons demonstration in London (which saw zero arrests) was branded a "far right" gathering, but Notting Hill Carnival - which has had 90 arrests, 3 stabbings, 6 sexual assaults, etc is branded a 'fantastic celebration'?
#TwoTierKhan
Another family torn apart by the state. And the police share his address so that their "community leaders" can target his wife and kids, safe in the knowledge they aren't protected.
Everyone who voted Labour is a scab.
Could any picture sum up our new men’s rights movement better? The smirk of a male who’s knows he’s protected by a misogynist sporting establishment enjoying the distress of a woman he’s just punched in the head, and whose life’s ambition he’s just shattered. #Paris2024
I’m checking out today.
Too much madness going unchecked in the World.
17 stabbings in the UK in last 48hours.
Men competing in Olympic’s as Women.
Rioting and two tiered policing nationwide.
Paedophiles reading the news.
Time out from the chaos is needed.
The World is burning around us and people are playing identity politics.
Wake up and smell the kerosine 🔥🔥🔥
More details revealed following a soldier being attacked outside barracks in Kent tonight.
The soldier, in full uniform, was stabbed by this b*stard, who leapt from a moped and launched the attack, licking the blood of the critically injured serviceman from the blade!
To @WestYorksPolice this👇is one of the First People that you need to arrest on suspicion of Arson of a Bus; it was later Torched with a loss of in Excess of £100,000👇🤷♂️