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it was good for the plot

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@beepboop311 Travel butter pussy

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shitting mid air must feel soooo good for the bird

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imagine rolling up to the cozy contest and this is your competition

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every time I see pics of people on the golf course I’m like that looks like the least fun I could have on a hot day

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me heading to work this morning asking if my bandana makes me look gay and then getting hit on by two women before 5pm

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@beepboop311 I got more. The r bar to king’s square fountain frolic to sleepover was so real of us

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somebody gonna match my freak? (middle seat on a red eye flight cause we’re too cheap to upgrade)

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putting on makeup in case I run into brittany broski in the dublin airport 🤞🏻🤞🏻

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every morning this little crackhead drives his RC car past my place and every morning my dog tries to kill it with barks

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@beepboop311 AND HE’D DO IT AGAIN

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can’t believe I found out I was unfriended because I was trying to show someone their baby’s resemblance to the fully conscious baby

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TGIGD thank goodness it’s garbage day

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he doesn’t know I’m about to get up and go get a caesar

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guys I thrifted a pair of fucking overalls today I can’t believe it. took them off the mannequin and to my delight they fit me like a glove. just had to come back to alberta to find some farm girl sized second hands 💪🏻

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sorry to liver but I just had the smoothest GD airport experience of my life. And I’m flying direct so as long as the plane doesn’t crash I escaped the usual travel woes

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my 11 year old brother

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Not to brag but I just ate an everything bagel and didn’t have any seeds in my teeth after

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I’m just a hungover woman eating a mary browns chicken burger in the costco parking lot on her day off

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like this if you’ve been on the tow list

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just remembered we used to stalk the poor guy working in his office across from our middle school. named him Ron. Had a duotang titled “the Ron files” and proceeded to document his lunches, outfits, etc. for months on end