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Ohio apologist | CBJ 5th Line I only keep this around for hockey

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@sarah____kent Traumatized

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@sticktapsjacks He put Columbus as his hometown in the Worlds. Thats MY captain

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@SharklettVT Cash for clunkers but in forza

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@IMSHord You got a creator code? That Supra livery is sick

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These ESPN broadcasters are just sucking Philly off at this point jfc #cbj

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@BrodyLeeBower @mark_scheig I’ve been saying this. Send coyle out and retract him immediately if you don’t want him to play. Several other teams have done that to us in recent games

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@BruhLarsen @bigtimetommy69 Bro probably can’t even run 100m and is talking shit about a dman who plays 28 minutes a night after he was sick as a dog

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@PensML The penguins have had 17 power plays in their last 4 games and the jackets have a had 13. Idk where you’re getting your numbers from but by your logic it sounds like the league wants to give Crosby another.

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@spider_mansion Feeling this

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@29realteef I didn’t realize that Z had the lowest TOI out of US Defensemen. That makes it even cooler that he tied TOI leader Makar in points and had a better +/-. He made better use of the time he was out there.

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@PenguinsJesus Marchment has 8 goals after we got him from Seattle so it worked out well for both of us

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Lovin the Marchymentilli line #cbj

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@Aportzline Well they heard our complaints about going to so many overtimes! So they’ve decided to just start losing in regulation.

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@bigtimetommy69 @The_King_Trout Hey that’s my dad

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@bigtimetommy69 Smoove

[Columbus Blue Jackets @BlueJacketsNHL]

besties ✨

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@Bladeisspooky I think it’s air bud

[The Crew @ColumbusCrew]

It’s more than a feeling…
It’s a love for the Black & Gold that transcends generations 🖤💛

[Mike Commito @mikecommito]

On this day in 2022, the @BlueJacketsNHL signed Johnny Gaudreau to a seven-year, $68.25 million contract 💙 #Hockey365 #CBJ

[The CBJ Haters @TheCBJHaters]

Boeser and Ehlers are the only two guys I’ll have a reaction for. If DW doesn’t get either of them, I do not care what he does I will stand on the “run it back with the same team” take (which barely ever works with a team that missed the playoffs).