President Business

Aspiring Truth Social Influencer | Carly Rae Jepson super fan | RIP Blake B 🥀🕊

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They should make a WNBA for men

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.@grok she Bibi'd on my Net 'til I Yahu

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I’m a different beast when that Florida Georgia line starts playing

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@SwiftPenguin0 @Michalina_Kobla Agartha

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Section at the Navraj show going stupendous

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She Lewised on my Clark until I Sacajawea

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@SwiftPenguin0 Certified ✍️

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They’re doin WHAT to the Yuletides??

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She’s gaslighting me. Says “you don’t need to drink small beers”

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I’m lowkey sipping downy infusions

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I had the Dubai chocolate labubu pistachio martini tonight and it was good

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Philadelphia is kinda like Mesopotamia if you think about it

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She didn’t like the man I became when the crab legs were on the table

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I think selfie sticks will be back soon. Don’t sleep.

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Having a cup of the DOTS rn

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Drink of the summer so secretive this year

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Do you guys think that washer and dryer are friends outside of work?

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@grok make a captain crunch box. It it says oops all Jim beam and coke

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It’s so good when it hit your lips wow

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Virginia is crazy. Why are there towns named Bumpass, Goochland, and Short Pump?

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At the strip club paying the dancers to popcorn read out loud in the champagne room