Troy (Grown Wild)

Entropy dealer

[Troy (Grown Wild) @troy_gone_wild]

haikus are truly
the absolute worst form of
poetry around

you're making me count
while reading, just to go "yes,
that is a haiku."

what a waste of time
neither author nor reader
is enjoying this

[Troy (Grown Wild) @troy_gone_wild]

I got 13k likes on a youtube video with 2.2million views. Does that make me a god? No. It's the second highest comment, sure. But I am still mortal.

[Troy (Grown Wild) @troy_gone_wild]

Love the term "sic." Just journalists making fun of people's poor grammar like, "I won't fix this but I do want to draw attention to it, what an idiot."

[Aus Gov Just Googled @GovGoogles]

why is there jizz on the desks

[Troy (Grown Wild) @troy_gone_wild]

#Albo wears the same glasses as me. He's a good bloke

[Troy (Grown Wild) @troy_gone_wild]

It's 2:22PM on 22/02/2022 and I am leaving my mark on the world! It's a stinky stinky mark, come wipe it up!

[Troy (Grown Wild) @troy_gone_wild]

damn do u ever just stop and like, imagine all the people

[Troy (Grown Wild) @troy_gone_wild]

the beatles were like "he likes to keep his fire engine clean. it's a clean machine." and everyone in the 60s lost their minds

[Troy (Grown Wild) @troy_gone_wild]

fingers crossed the mask mandate stays until november so my moustache has time to grow in

[Troy (Grown Wild) @troy_gone_wild]

gonna need some hard evidence proving that joe rogan was the host of fear factor because i couldve sworn it was the guy from survivor

[Troy (Grown Wild) @troy_gone_wild]

i keep forgetting that people still drink cow's milk. 2022

[Troy (Grown Wild) @troy_gone_wild]

the B in Lyndon B. Johnson stands for bThe Rock

[Troy (Grown Wild) @troy_gone_wild]

smdh stands for sydney morning damn herald

[bill wurtz @billwurtz]

i love current events. for halloween i'm dressing up as a current event

[Troy (Grown Wild) @troy_gone_wild]

why did no one fucking tell me Bill Wurtz was back on twitter

[Troy (Grown Wild) @troy_gone_wild]

Tim Allen, Chris Evans, and I, we all share a birthday. So where's my Buzz Lightyear film huh? Huh Disney?where is it??

[Troy (Grown Wild) @troy_gone_wild]

anyone else have pants as a kid that came with a comb in the pocket for some reason? like attached to it with string?

[Troy (Grown Wild) @troy_gone_wild]

"oh and what school do you go to?"
ma'am I'm 23 please show some respect

[Troy (Grown Wild) @troy_gone_wild]

hey i like alt j more than anyone but have you seen photos of them lately? they look like they've been replaced with their own doppelgangers. music's still dope though cheers