City of Troy, NY

collar city parody account. talk to your uncle!

[City of Troy, NY @Troy_lives]

This was a fun bit for a while but this site is run by fascists and I won't be posting any more. For more satire, follow the actual City of Troy account on Facebook and pray to god they're joking.

[City of Troy, NY @Troy_lives]

Real recognizes real

[City of Troy, NY @Troy_lives]

PUBLIC SAFETY ADVISORY

Before opening the door for carolers, check for the following:
- concealed mouths (via scarf or mask)
- strange body movements
- shrill, sourceless noises
- errant black feathers

If you encounter any of these, remain silent and DO NOT open your door.

[john wilkes booty🐈‍⬛ @fullyspiced]

what do you need a cyber truck for man you live in east greenbush

[City of Troy, NY @Troy_lives]

The 2025 budget is "on time". I hope you weren't expecting more than that

[City of Troy, NY @Troy_lives]

@SocialistJedi jail

[City of Troy, NY @Troy_lives]

please snitch on your neighbors. our cops are useless without the power of snitches. you won't get stitches that's a myth i promis

[City of Troy, NY @Troy_lives]

lead

[City of Troy, NY @Troy_lives]

Up next: our Director of Code Enforcement will be selected by a game of Zip Zap Zop

[City of Troy, NY @Troy_lives]

Finally, we have done away with "planning". It's all improv from here on out baby

[City of Troy, NY @Troy_lives]

Maybe cops should just take the bus

[City of Troy, NY @Troy_lives]

Ours are bigger

[Breanna Morello @BreannaMorello]

New York City is living in the future!!!

Look at the Mayor announcing the city will now use trash bins instead of dumping their trash on the streets like barbarians.

[City of Troy, NY @Troy_lives]

The city does not have any financial issues. We have financial puzzles and brainteasers! Mayor Mantello has announced "Quick! The Books!" a fun contest where whoever can figure out where our insurance money went will get a $100 gift card to Applebee's and the key to the city.

[David A. Banks @DA_Banks]

Mayor Mantello continues the assault on surrounding cities with siege engines in place.

[City of Troy, NY @Troy_lives]

The Troy Street Liberation forces are successfully eradicating the plague of cars from parking on our streets. No longer will we crumble beneath their oppressive boot. Nay, we shall put the boot on them! Onward!

[City of Troy, NY @Troy_lives]

ave vs st difference

how to tell difference between street and avenue

what's the difference between street and avenue reddit ELI5

[City of Troy, NY @Troy_lives]

The Troylet is no more. It's Fecalbany now

[City of Troy, NY @Troy_lives]

EXONERATED ON ALL CHARGES
https://t.co/8LTUuGXPK1

[City of Troy, NY @Troy_lives]

And now, the weather.
*mysterious bagpipe music*

[City of Troy, NY @Troy_lives]

vibes-based accounting