Troy Gary

I’m a professional, but this ain’t that kinda Twitter

[Troy Gary @troydattboy]

I want to start a @netflix book club. Just like a real book club, we’d discuss the characters, the scenes, the drama. Every week someone picks a movie that we watch separately and then, meet up, drink wine, rewatch and deconstruct it. Who’s in? #NetflixBookClub

[Troy Gary @troydattboy]

Testing testing.

Is this thing on? Is this place still fun?

[Troy Gary @troydattboy]

@sta_schemin Ok thankkkk youuuuuu. But this ok the docket when I’m back in town.

[Troy Gary @troydattboy]

Go to the bar solo. Put in headphones. Play R&B. Drink.

Therapy.

[Troy Gary @troydattboy]

Swiping in public is hectic because why that’s my friend you just lefted

[Troy Gary @troydattboy]

I be so scared to cough still

[Troy Gary @troydattboy]

I feel like wfh shoulda fixed a little bit of this traffic problem

[Troy Gary @troydattboy]

I miss being able to wear a pick in my hair

[Troy Gary @troydattboy]

I might have to invest in a traveling bidet cause ion like leaving home without it

[Troy Gary @troydattboy]

It’s 5:45A and people are full on drinking at the bar. I’m at the airport so imma mind my business.

[Troy Gary @troydattboy]

I want to do a study on the background of when, why, how, and significance of the black man head nod.

[Troy Gary @troydattboy]

I wish you could send reels and stuff to people on IG without them knowing you sent it

[Troy Gary @troydattboy]

If you ask people what their favorite type of food is, no one ever says American…. Test it out.

[Troy Gary @troydattboy]

Can you play “Guess Who” in 2024? I feel like you’ll get cancelled.

[Troy Gary @troydattboy]

I ain’t gone lie. I care about America but I been laughing

[Troy Gary @troydattboy]

My favorite albums/artists hitting a lil different now.

[Troy Gary @troydattboy]

To my glutton gladiators gearing up to grab and gobble glizzys down thine gullet today … Gulp em with glee on this glorious Fourth you guzzler you.

Merica

[Troy Gary @troydattboy]

Will Smith aint have to do all that.

[Troy Gary @troydattboy]

I just saw a guy I haven’t seen in 6 years in Chipotle and I walked right out before he saw me. Now I’m eating a salad at home cause I ain’t have time for all that “how you been” energy.

[Troy Gary @troydattboy]

Sometimes you gotta smile back when life winks at you

[Troy Gary @troydattboy]

TMI but the prune juice doing what it supposed to do