Troy Dorstewitz

Father to two incredible humans. Lucky husband to a truly amazing lady.

[Troy Dorstewitz @troydorstewitz]

@zachsimm0ns @coachott7 @TravisFitta @DrivelineBB @Twins So cool!! Way to go, Zach!!!

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@coachott7 Having had a few interactions with your daughter, I find it curious that you EVER thought you had a chance….

[Kalamazoo College Baseball @kzoobaseball]

Time to go to work. ⏰🐝⚾️

#d3baseball

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@jacobzanolla I’m not sure what the heck. He won the npb golden glove five times and we know that’s a good league. His arm is great. But yes, he’s looked a bit rough as a defender. I think he’s averaging -3 drs or something over the three seasons

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@British_Airways @KLM love the timestamps here. After KLM found them, BA still looking. Meanwhile, our stuff is where?

[Troy Dorstewitz @troydorstewitz]

@British_Airways Ummmm … thanks. But we’re now at 48 hours and no joy. Klm says they were found. Since yesterday. As of moments ago, your site says you’re looking still. Report ORDBA82073
I’d love some help from your end

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@British_Airways @KLM @Delta bags didn’t make tight turn? Fine. Why did you leave them on the ground for a day? How can one of you report them found and the other says still looking? We still don’t know where they are…

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@kbaseballnews Hot diggity damn!!! Awesome!!!!

[Kalamazoo College Baseball @kzoobaseball]

Your 2024 MIAA Champions. 🏆🏆

Kalamazoo clinched back to back outright championships with an 11-10 Game 3 victory over Alma. Kalamazoo will host the MIAA tournament next week.🐝⚾️
@MIAA1888
#d3baseball

[D3baseball @d3baseball]

For the first time the top three teams in the @D3baseball @NCBWA Top 25 remained the same with Shenandoah, Endicott and Baldwin Wallace. Undefeated Benedictine and Kalamazoo are showing up for the first time. Full Poll: https://t.co/L4EKNPjllh #d3baseball

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@CespedesBBQ And a fine good morning to you two gentlemen!

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There was the person who tweeted puns daily, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.

[Troy Dorstewitz @troydorstewitz]

Two muffins are baking in an oven. The first muffin says, "wow, it's really getting hot in here." The second muffin says, "Wow... a talking muffin ! "

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@D3BaseballPod Thanks. This is FANTASTIC. So very very D3 of them...

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Gandhi walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. So he was: A super callused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis

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Chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel & were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament. After an hour, the manager came out of the office, asking them to disperse. "But why?" they asked. "Because", he said, "I can't stand chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer."

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Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain during a root canal? His goal: transcend dental medication.

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Two hydrogen atoms meet. One says "I've lost my electron," The other says, "Are you sure?" The first replies "Yes, I'm positive."

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Girl walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a double entendre. So he gives it to her.