Brady Lettuce™️

Brady ℒ Troyer • Corn-dale '17 ⏩ Corn-erstone '21.🌽 Business, man. • “My momma she my biggest fan I wonder what she see in me.”🌌 • Romans 8:24-30

[Brady Lettuce™️ @troyerblt]

The only thing we can be sure of about the future is that it will be absolutely fantastic.

[Cornerstone Business @CUBusiness]

2020-21 SAC Spotlight🔦 Meet Brady Troyer.
Brady is a Senior this year majoring in Marketing and minoring in Music. This is Brady's second year serving as the president of our SAC. It's also his birthday today! Buy him some ice cream! Or just leave him a happy birthday wish ⬇️

[Brady Lettuce™️ @troyerblt]

Brushing my teeth with AirPods. Call that ToothTunes™️.

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@SmnthRndll Aight all your stuff is in the car now, let em know💯👌🚚

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@JordanianAldri Sorry that’s me homie my b I didn’t realize you were tryna sleep

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finals week spring 2020 be hittin different

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@JordanianAldri @thelonelyisland We should’ve heeded his warning😪

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My boy Andy really tried to warn us way back in 2013 smh

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@JordanianAldri Oh yeah for sure bro all hope is definitely lost💯🤙

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@JordanianAldri There’s still time. Don’t give up hope.

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@JordanianAldri 💍

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just saw a plastic bag floating gently down onto the highway right into a pickup truck. i felt that.

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I kid you not I just followed a black Civic with a spoiler and gold rims on the highway for almost an hour, and as he tailed off on an exit we threw up some peace signs on some Paul Walker/ Vin Diesel type stuff. This Civic Gang life is real.

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fine y’all wanna know why i keep the bass in the Civic so loud? it’s to drown out @LilNasX pleading for sum snacks in my trunk so there sheesh

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@ThatOneBaldKid oh word i see. so you’re saying we’re gonna need a Poltergust 3000™️ or sumn not no protractor

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me n the boys really be out here tryna measure the angle of Waluigi’s mustache but none of us got a protractor smh 😪

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yeah going out and partying is cool i guess but like have u ever tried staying home and making crafts with dryer lint and elmers glue #2020Vision

[SUNNYD @sunnydelight]

Currently sunlit

[Brady Lettuce™️ @troyerblt]

Stages of sleep deprivation:
🔘Palms are sweaty
🔘Knees weak
🔘Arms are heavy
🔘Vomit on my sweater already
⚪️Mom’s spaghetti😔😪

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@JordanianAldri It’s not even 🅱️hanksgiving😡

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@TtTuttle ain’t no fist-bump powerful enough to fix that sadness😪

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Feeling sad with the homies? Just fist-bump the pain away