Troy Ponce

Hi, I'm Troy Ponce. You may remember me from popular films such as man climbs a streetlight or biker hit by car.

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don't delete my account i'm still alive

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That's the spirit https://t.co/s5XCCCbYDv

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Oh boy CAR RIDE https://t.co/adnR7nav61

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Sunday lit http://t.co/bjlb2zPkao

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Bear down or whatever http://t.co/y3JhJ2b3Pa

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Keep your eyes out San Diego

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Put me on Mount Rushmore http://t.co/VpBQSXGUzH

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I look at pizza like this too http://t.co/BCxJENhXDa

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Finally on the way home http://t.co/vWwoWE2Fky

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Pug? http://t.co/QUjQpJZG62

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Abe BRO-HAM Lincoln http://t.co/GUD6fHv8Qt

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@MattRoth512 Brazil does Texas better than Texas.

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@JamesLaw25 I am like two rows behind you

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Taking a picture of your own ribs is difficult and unflattering tbh http://t.co/oEqxCRlWTd

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GET OUT THIS BOUNCE CASTLE WITH THAT WEAK ASS GAME. THIS IS MY HOUSE. MY. HOUSE. http://t.co/q4lv3XdcU5

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Come on goat can't we ever take a good picture? http://t.co/rk7AstWvw8

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Impending para un bending! http://t.co/G26Grz1hEY

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Oh hi tiny dog http://t.co/S8Bi7o7dAh

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Whoever decided Facebook Page Manager demands push notifications and they can't be disabled for more than 8 hours... lock your doors well.

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Sitting in a CRO talk and TIL there's an officially licensed Christian Grey Vermont Teddy Bear.