Troy Holmes

Writer / Server of Food /BFA GMU ‘19, published author; 5x Fantasy Football Champion / Freelance Writer for Hire

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@LightsCameraPod I heard none of his teammates went to his birthday party

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@IJasonAlexander The timeless art of seduction

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@Realrclark25 John Q, when Denzel says “I’ll see you in the funny papers”

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@WrexhamFX Showtime #5

[Grant Paulsen @GrantPaulsen]

Al Michaels on the broadcast just now: "Just my feeling, what the league would love is for him to sell the team."

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@grantpaulsen Ya waking up on game day should be a happy good feeling full of optimism, seeing the report first thing in the AM takes all of that away

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@NFLFantasy I got a lottery ball machine on Amazon for $10 wrote the names of players on the balls, it’s fun every year to do the draft order a cpl days before the draft like a little event to start the hype

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Hey @whoisjwright I have an idea when the @Commanders sign @TheTerry_25 drop the black jerseys so we can call celebrate, it will be the highest selling jersey in seconds

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@JackQuaid92 And everyone had a ladder going straight into their bedroom like that room wouldn’t get robbed every night

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@WWERomanReigns thank you sir for being my inspiration for my fantasy football turn around, went full heel, changed my name to the Tribal Chief, and won a championship! Thank you sir #WeTheOnes

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[Jonathan Allen @jonallen93_]

1 retweet = 1 vote!!!

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Only the Washington football team scores a td right before halftime yet loses all the momentum of the game

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@MatthewBerryTMR Herbert or Montgomery? I need 2 pts to win

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@Colin_WFTnews @FedExField @espn Damn what happened 2007-08 was Jim Zorn that bad haha

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When the person at the @PaniniAmerica factory loads a pack of three Justin Fields rookies #whodoyoucollect

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I feel like Henry Ruggs is wide open down the field 99% of the game gets 15+ targets and only gets 1 catch a game

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@VickyTLundy Haha, what can I say I live life on the edge

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Normalize laundry in tv and movies, I’ve been doing laundry for 30 years now and I never separate whites and colors and not once have I turned my entire wardrobe hot pink

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I don’t know what it is but every time I watch Armageddon I cry and tear up multiple times throughout