Troy Sympson

Proud husband, father, Ohio State alumnus, foodie, and bourbon connoisseur with a penchant for golf, pro wrestling, classic comedies, and great music.

[Danny Deraney @DannyDeraney]

It's the 40th anniversary of Thornton Melon doing the Triple Lindy and winning the National Championship for Grand Lakes University.

Back to School (1986)

[comedycentral @ComedyCentral]

Norm Macdonald’s appearance at the Roast of Bob Saget was unlike anything ever seen before. Watch this legendary clip with additional footage.

[Strictly 4 My X’ers @Lizzs_Lockeroom]

Happy Birthday, Q-Tip! 🎂🎊🎉

Thanks for teaching us Industry Rule #4080

[NUCLR GOLF @NUCLRGOLF]

🚨🏖️🏊‍♂️ #LIKE FATHER LIKE SON — John Daly II says he’s going to the beach instead of the practice range after firing an opening round 70 (-2) at the Puerto Rico Open. He is currently T15.

[Cleveland Guardians @CleGuardians]

Ohhhhh, baby. We're so back!

#GuardsSpring

[Troy Sympson @troysympson]

@ClevelandSara IYAMF

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

Michael Jordan delivers an RBI double down the line at Wrigley Field with Harry Caray on the call. Man, AI is getting wild - hang on, being told this is a real thing that actually happened.

[Troy Sympson @troysympson]

@AEW @QTMarshall @ajbefumo @PaulWight @Da_Rizzler419 This is fucking pathetic

[Mason @OdeJr12]

This postgame interview the Cleveland Guardians manager Stephan Vogt is just amazing! He taught everyone a lesson in that clubhouse. Love this as a baseball player and fan. #ClevelandGuardians #NewYorkYankees #ALCS #NYYvsCLE

[Cleveland Guardians @CleGuardians]

We love you guys. 🫶

There wasn't an ounce of quit in our team all season, and our fans stuck by our side through all of the highs and lows. Thank you for your support, and we'll see you all next season at The Corner.

#ForTheLand | #GuardsBall

[Democratic Wins Media @DemocraticWins]

BREAKING: Snoop Dogg just ripped Donald Trump to threads. Retweet to make sure every American sees this.

[BIGPLAY @BIGPLAY]

Spanish call of Jhonkensy Noel’s Game 3 home run is a classic 🔥

“Feliz Navidad!”

🎙️@ElalcaldeRafa #GuardsBall
https://t.co/1LHZfE9X0Q

[Cleveland Fandom Podcast @CLEFandomPod]

Tom freaking Hamilton and BIG CHRISTMAS Jhonkensy Noel!!! #Guardians #Guardos #ForTheLand

[McNeil @REFLOG18]

INJECT THE HAMMY WALKOFF DIRECTLY INTO MY VEIN!!!!!! 🙌

[Jesse Joyce @jessejoyce]

I wrote this cause it’s what I always wanted to say about Trump pretending to be a tough guy.  But we got the amazing @DaveBautista to say it SO much better.  Thanks Dave.  #TrumpIsAWeakLittleBabyBitch

[Troy Sympson @troysympson]

As if I couldn’t love @davidlagreca1 any more, he drops an Emmet Otter reference.

[Danny Deraney @DannyDeraney]

45 years ago today. The most glorious and most 1970’s tv ever:

The CHiPS Roller Disco episode.

[WWE @WWE]

FINISHED. THE. STORY. ❤️

#CodyRhodes earned that #WrestleMania moment.

[Troy Sympson @troysympson]

All the money in the world and a team of stylists and these 🤡 look like kids playing dress up. Endless talk about nothing, just assholes spouting nonsense about shit that purports to be real but is more fixed than pro wrestling. 🤷‍♂️ #MarchMadness

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

Remember when Long John Silver’s still had a little dignity? Walking along that fake fucking pier to get inside really lent the entire dining experience an exotic air of piracy.