Troy Tang

90% eyebrows 10% sarcasm

[robin 𓏲ּ𝄢 @rileyauras]

oh my lord

[Robbie G.K. Updates @robsgkupdates]

He’s so adorable man! #HeatedRivalry

[2HNDSUM @2HNDSUM]

me clocking into the job I prayed for

[Ambi @JerseyShade]

She would get Luigi acquitted btw

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

nah something doesn’t add up…

[Joe G @EastEndJoe]

Vacation choices have been narrowed down.

[Reg-G @Reg___G]

DEAD ASS!

[ぐー。 @zozozoshion]

ルギア祭り

[Troy Tang @troywaddaboi]

@Toyota I’m very disappointed with the amount of compassion and empathy your company has towards me. My car multimedia unit went out and I took it to a dealership to check it out. They quoted me for 1400 to have it fix and had the audacity to say that “it’s not my fault”

[Troy Tang @troywaddaboi]

In a state of an emergency, he can still quote SpongeBob

[Troy Tang @troywaddaboi]

LOL my brother really said yes to Canes and watching White Chicks

[Troy Tang @troywaddaboi]

Anyone else’s parents like this?

[Troy Tang @troywaddaboi]

How am I only finding out that Brian once gave my mom a blanket and it’s the one she uses every day when I visit her 🥺

[Troy Tang @troywaddaboi]

He’s now a 10 with TSA precheck

[Troy Tang @troywaddaboi]

He’s a 10 but doesn’t have TSA pre check

[Troy Tang @troywaddaboi]

Not Brian’s mom explicitly asking for me to come to their family vacation 🥺

[Troy Tang @troywaddaboi]

Anyone else’s life just spiraling out of control or that just me?