Troy Wheatley

The real Troy Wheatley. All tweets direct from Troy... just without his knowledge.

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You can wear your backpack on two shoulders now. And it’s well better.

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I don’t think I could live in a country where you can’t flush bogroll down the toilet

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I had to consciously piss myself once

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Europeans love scooters.

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By the way guys, I’m not eating octopus. They’re a sentient being.

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Nothing’s more disappointing than Paris

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I've oft daydreamed about adding the words "Eddy" and "Electric" to the sign for Grant Avenue. It runs along The Mystery. I'll probably never do it.

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We had a balmy two weeks and I started having a sugar in my tea.

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I've decided I'd rather die an early death than eat margarine over butter.

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I think I prefer a documentary to a film

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Badly into toys that are rechargeable via mini USB

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They've got a KFC in Garston now

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I can describe cheese better than most things. "That was a string, blue cheese."

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I've got a Flymo and I love it.

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I've got a signed copy of Redwall by Brian Jacques

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Do you know you can't go in to allerton road tesco without seeing someone you know?

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Apparently Spain is the biggest producer of olives in the world. Everyone thinks it's Greece but it's not.

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I love a cheap sausage

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I don't know why I insist on bringing books on stag do's

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If I win big on the lottery I'm buying a new toaster though