An elderly lady was close to death. She had never been married, and told her pastor she only wanted female pallbearers at her funeral. The pastor asked why. She said, “The men wouldn't take me out when I was alive. They're not gonna take me out when I'm dead.”
THROWBACK THURSDAY - Taking communion with other street evangelists during a gathering in Minnesota (2016). My friend on the right Tom Pipes passed away last year.
Never take freedom for granted - natural and spiritual. “For scarcely for a righteous man will one die; yet perhaps for a good man someone would even dare to die. But God demonstrates His own love toward us, in that while we were still sinners, Christ died for us.” (Romans 5:7-8)
Variations of these cartoon memes remind me of brethren who give unsolicited advice on how to evangelize, and yet they don’t witness themselves. Then there are individuals who say I should do something in particular because I’m a Christian, but they don’t know the Lord Himself!
More Bible bloopers written by college students:
The Egyptians were all drowned in the dessert.
The First Commandment was when Eve told Adam to eat the apple.
Moses went up on Mount Cyanide to get the Ten Amendments.
THROWBACK THURSDAY - President Trump referring to himself as “Mr. Veto” in response to the results of this year’s midterm elections reminded me of another “Schoolhouse Rock” cartoon I often watched on TV during the 1970s. How many of you remember this one? https://t.co/zKydpZgyrK
“Voting is a precious right that for two centuries Americans have fought and died to protect. Let's all honor that sacrifice this election day.” - Ronald Reagan
I saw this old cartoon on TV during the 70s. Susan B. Anthony and Lucretia Mott were both Unitarians. It’s unfortunate their spiritual beliefs likely caused some individuals not to get right with the Lord. Read 2 Timothy 4:2-3. https://t.co/J3hwxZJ9kx
I don’t celebrate Halloween. But instead of hiding in your home, how about doing something proactive? You could reach out to trick-or-treaters by giving them gospel tracts along with candy. It’s one way of doing door-to-door evangelism without leaving your house. Read Eph. 5:16.
I ministered to a man who was saved but not going to church anywhere. I gave him a flyer from the one I attend when in the Tampa area. David kept saying, “This is a confirmation.” Other people from The River had reached out to him. It’s now up to David to take the next step.
A few days ago, I saw this sign at an Asian buffet. I changed my mind about eating there when the seating host pointed out that a 12% gratuity would be added. I said, “Forget it” and walked out. Tips ought to be a voluntary reward for excellent service. Read 2 Corinthians 9:7.