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[belzebub ⚢ @belsisreading]

guys they’re making me do my degree :(
the degree that i signed up for 😭😭😭

[Oliver ☆ CEO OF KATSUKI @KatsukiCEO]

Walking home from school finds

[revenge mommy @pussyrifle]

@callfem Just found out Americans call it “sidewalk” and not concrete designated pedestrian footpath 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 no wonder your schools get shot up

[🦇 frankenstassie .ᐟ @LIZZYB3NN3T]

@kvohru when its time to check my girls scalp

[knight enjoyer @knighttenjoyer]

Surely it couldn’t have been that horrific

[mario @sageemarioo]

you genuinely can’t make maryland drivers up

[realyuriyearners @realyuriyearns]

"i'm buns" bro imagine a burger. every burger needs buns. you're a part of something wonderful.

[lillie pad ⋆｡𖦹 ⍟ @kristilline]

my bank app glitched for some reason… i got a huge boner thinking about having that much money

[Cherru ꨄ︎ .ᐟ.ᐟ @cherry_mumi]

@RokiSzn @chleepyishere I want to hurt TikTok niggas so badly

[Kori @WhippScii]

@Bryce_Estelle Genuinely do not understand what goes on in this nigga's mind for him to decide to vocalize that.

[adrian mail wife @male_wife_]

if you get hungry late enough you start seeing shit on door dash no one has seen before

[Never break kayfabe @Quadripolar_B]

Drake made his best music when he used to look like a sandwich

[paperbat 📄🦇 @slitherwinglove]

u cant have opinions now everything is larp larp larp to you people

[★AHHK!RA⁷∞ @J00NM3TAL]

you ever look at discourse on twitter and go “yea you guys definitely don’t care about ts in real life”

[s tokely @munniinmypocket]

when someone posts sum like this u can just tell they get no play

[🙏THUG🙏 @ANIDEEZY]

this the biggest idiot we seen since speed before the maturity arc 😭

[ant !! @tant0hlives]

Is this the best ragebait ever

[Sam 👁️ @SamtheNightOwl]

"god made male and female and made us differently on purpose and for a purpose" is such a fascinatingly bad piece of prose