This could be one of those Iโm unfamiliar with your game moments but Iโm fairly confident those are just poorer regions with higher birth rates and they can be propagandized easier.
Just got cold approached by a White Latina Christian in Whole Foods.
She said, "Hi, my name is Liz, and me and my mom just noticed you sitting here for a long time, and we really wanted to bless you." I say in the most monotone and deadpan voice, "ok." I expect to learn about how Jesus loves me, etc etc. She left me with a packet of materials to look through.
She was wearing pajama pants, and as she walked away from me, her ass jiggled sluttily. She had an amazing body. I have no clue why she is dressed this way while trying to spread the good news of Jesus Christ. A most bizarre experience. Strange. But hot.
She left me a standard "steps to peace with god booklet," and a funny little Jesus bobble-head toy. Very kitsch. I've received this stuff at least 10 times before, because I spend a lot of time sitting on my laptop in public places, but it's usually from weird looking dudes.
Wait, she left me a visa gift card with $50 on it. HOLY SHIT. I actually look homeless today... my goodwill clothes don't fit me, and my hair is all askew...
I had no clue I looked so rough and down-on-my luck that beautiful sluts for Christ are willing to give me a $50 gift card. I don't even believe this is real, it has to be some kind of a scam.
Maybe I actually love Jesus now. Thank you Jesus!
I don't even understand... Thank you sexy Latina...
The gift card says:
To: Whom is Seen, Valued, and Loved
From: An Answered Prayer
Message: "For God So Loved The World, That He Gave His Only Begotten Son, That Whoever Believes In Him Shall Not Perish But Have Everlasting life" - JOHN 3:16
If I knew what church she went to, I'd try to find her again.
Older Zoomers had it so easy. They graduated college pre-ChatGPT and then got to take advantage of the 2021-2023 job market. Easily the best hand any generationโs been dealt in a while.