Simon Ashton

HGV driver. Tub thumper. Moaner. So much frustration and things to moan about.

[Simon Ashton @TruckerOx]

@peter_levy won’t be able to even speak to women next!

[Simon Ashton @TruckerOx]

Matching socks and sofa @peter_levy @Hudsonweather

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Keep it together @peter_levy #gloryhole 🤣🤣

[Simon Ashton @TruckerOx]

@peter_levy Hi Peter. Are there issues tonight? We’re lumbered with Scouse and Manc news!!

[Simon Ashton @TruckerOx]

@peter_levy education should focus on important subjects like personal finance instead of irrelevant outdated poems. Shakespeare won’t help kids in later life. It certainly hasn’t me!!

[Simon Ashton @TruckerOx]

@peter_levy The lady with the yellow top on your film had it spot on. I will pay whatever it costs for QUALITY fish and chips. Chippies are going to have to up their game to stay afloat.

[Simon Ashton @TruckerOx]

@peter_levy never mind AI replacing me, you could get a chimp to do my job!! (Don’t tell my boss!)

[Simon Ashton @TruckerOx]

Check out Malcolm Tucker's video! #TikTok https://t.co/dguHf6Pa12 @ThreeUKSupport @ThreeUK #peterkaytickets

[Simon Ashton @TruckerOx]

@ThreeUKSupport @anuska53715842 Shall you send a blanket text to all customers once this is sorted or do we have to just keep trying sporadically through the day?

[Simon Ashton @TruckerOx]

@claire_1986w Me too!!

[Simon Ashton @TruckerOx]

@Rorie_Edwards @ThreeUKSupport You and the rest of us mate. Absolutely ridiculous.

[Simon Ashton @TruckerOx]

@ThreeUK How will you let everyone know?? Tickets will be all sold out. What a farce.

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Christ Almighty. Get a sticker on Huw’s laptop before we’re accused of not being impartial! @BBCNews

[Simon Ashton @TruckerOx]

@GordonRamsay do you think peas belong on a roast dinner? Wife says yay I say nay. Peas belong midweek. Sunday roast is for broccoli and parsnips! And cabbage!!

[Simon Ashton @TruckerOx]

@InterceptorsTV ���when his current ban ends??” Clearly driving bans don’t phase the scrotes. Make the punishment fit the crime ffs

[Simon Ashton @TruckerOx]

@InterceptorsTV @WYP_RPU Loving it. Think they should just tazer anyone they see wearing jogging bottoms. Clearly the uniform of choice for members of the lower and under class!

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⁦@peter_levy⁩ just seen this on ⁦@looknorthBBC⁩. “Language Timothy!!”

[Simon Ashton @TruckerOx]

@BBCNews why do we need a weather forecast at 6pm then again at 6.30?

[Simon Ashton @TruckerOx]

@peter_levy That bloke on the Ezzle Rurd report was absolutely hilarious!! You couldn’t have picked a more stereotypical Hessle Roader!! 😉

[Simon Ashton @TruckerOx]

@MockTheWeek best line ever in the history of Mock The Week, “Good Morning Cunts!!”