Gerty

[‘Femi @thefemianthony]

business leaders always speak about how marketing isn't the sole revenue driver of an organization, but in meetings, na marketing una dey always hold ooooo.

[tk @tkisrage]

Day 8: Investment Banking

1 AM. Just left the office. I was the last intern there.

I work with dickheads. I stare at gridlines. I laugh at corny jokes. I input pretty little templates into pitch decks for a board to glance at for .5 seconds before asking some vague question about ai agents.

I was wrong. Not sure on what or where. But somewhere something went wrong.

[Gerty @Truddieback]

Thought I was imagining it

[Tayo Oviosu 🗽 @oviosu]

Why does it seem my Oura ring 4 battery is draining faster @ouraring 🧐

Coincidentally when the 5 was released?

[sc @sxdiqcarter_]

Friends too .might not leave but I go just assume say you no rate me

[BUNDA HASHIRA🐆🪭 @cindythehashira]

tried to shoot on the streets of lagos today and egbon adugbo is telling me @burnaboy gave them $18k (25,020,000) sometime in January and @burnaboy i need you to know you’re part of the issues we have in this country cause them no gree collect my fifteen thousand hard earned naira, later you’ll carry you mic and sing about this country.

and @jidesanwoolu are you aware that to even take pictures or videos WITH MY PHONE at Freedom park i have to pay 40,000 nigerian naira for 10mins!!? what nonsense???????! why’re you the governor if you can’t completely obliterate the atrocities happening in your state????!

CAUSE TELL ME WHY TF A YOUNG CREATIVE CANT EVEN DO SHIT IN LAGOS?? 30 seconds cover wey i wan shoot for that matter.

@jidesanwoolu gather your street boys and give them an association, or pack them to sambisa forest to fight the war against insecurity cause you’re draining the life of the people and youths in this country, we NO LONGER HAVE ANY FREEDOM! and one day when i see you i’ll speak my mind.

[k a r y. @itsKARY_]

Oh, LiLo looks DAMN good.
IKTR.

[Gerty @Truddieback]

@tayoty_ Reminds me of Lagride “striving” to find a rider

[Gerty @Truddieback]

@the_kingcam In dolphin

[Gerty @Truddieback]

Didn’t feel the AI threat till i started using Manus and yeaa let me just go and learn a trade

[Gerty @Truddieback]

This 2026 I don’t want to see one single groom at his wife’s bridal shower

[Gerty @Truddieback]

Hahahaha

[egó oyibò @diced_gold]

Zenith oya make una pack all that Christmas light on that street abeg things don serious

[Gerty @Truddieback]

@OTOCoker We are closeee lmaooo

[Gerty @Truddieback]

Dangerously approaching my mid-30s which basically means I’m like 45. Crazy.

[sarah @heavenbrat]

ever since i was a little girl i’ve loved buying things

[BEYONCE THEORY @thebeytheory]

She looks like a Grammy winner that just got off of a sold out stadium tour ,

oh wait-

[Gerty @Truddieback]

😞 RIP

[Sky News @SkyNews]

BREAKING: Author Sophia Kinsella, who wrote the best-selling Shopaholic series of novels, has died aged 55, her family have announced

https://t.co/HV2Oihp7s4

📺 Sky 501, Virgin 602, Freeview 233 and YouTube

[Gerty @Truddieback]

@ItsRosa_B A lewkkkk 🔥

[girly&wordly @Brieyonce]

Every winter I act like it’s my first year on earth and am completely confused how and why it’s cold outside.

[Teminator @duchesskk]

we dont get to choose family but we choose friends, what a blessing to pick people that pick you right back. people who enjoy the privilege of experiencing you as much as you enjoy them and most importantly people who know you and give you grace.