Trudz

Aussie: clumsy, slightly obsessed w/ dad jokes, useless facts, puns, YouTube, 90's pop culture, Tennis, Snapchat & sausage, fine line tattoos & goats

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Safe to say I’m a wreck after watching this. Such strength of character. https://t.co/d4TQB2C7cJ

[NBC News @NBCNews]

WATCH: Emma Gonzalez names the murdered Parkland victims and observes several minutes of silence in a 6-minute, 20-second speech that covered the same time it took the gunman to kill 17 people in her high school:

"Fight for your lives before it's someone else's job."

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@Cromwell_MM

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Male colleague immediately after watching an #InternationalWomen’sDay panel about the adversity faced by women in the workplace:

Him: When is International Men’s Day?
Me: Every other day.
Him: Why don’t we get cake?
Me: Swap you, my cake for your pay?
Him: 😐
Me:

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@Cromwell_MM Exactly. The worst thing was it was right after the panel and even after I said it he looked at me like I was making something out of nothing (like I was a whinging woman)...

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The Beach Boy, Kokomo just came on the radio and now all I can think about is @JohnStamos and all the awesome snaps I would have missed because I only just discovered he’s on Snapchat😬😅😂... anyway happy Friday

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Wait... doesn’t the word amendment mean change?

So if something is let’s say, a second amendment, wouldn’t that the imply that it had been changed before?

And if it had been changed before, wouldn’t ‘reason’ follow that it could be changed again? 🧐

Or...

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@bilalhanif467

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Manager: “congratulations on 5 years here. Do you have a speech?”

Me: “umm, my Dad gave me one piece of advice that he said was applicable in all situations, so here it is: don’t eat yellow snow.”

Everyone: 😳🧐😝

Me: “I mean...thanks for making me feel welcome.” 🤦🏼‍♀️

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246 unread emails to go....
Gosh I love day one of being back at work after my annual tennis holiday. *insert sarcasm font*

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Honestly, what even is the news these days...

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Vamossssss 💪💪

#VamosRafa #AusOpen
(I may have been on Snapchat 😬😅😂)

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@Bekwini Golden opportunity missed to swap, tennis for Tennys.

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I feel this is a valid question... https://t.co/2v8fI87aJ1

[Mr. Drinks On Me @Mr_DrinksOnMe]

How do nudists clean their glasses?

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I fu👑 Stan you, @Ms_Jelena_x

[Andy Murray @andy_murray]

@SportsBoyShawon Sleeveless is better..

[Dan Andrews @DanielAndrewsMP]

One year ago today, Victoria's heart was broken. While you're going about your business today, please pause to think about the innocent people who were doing just that on Bourke Street on an ordinary afternoon in 2017. Those who we lost too soon, and those forever affected.

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@ifighted I know. Just thinking about all that avo toast that will never be smashed...

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Australian news are like...

Not to be dramatic but in tragic news, avocado’s will now cost $6 each.....

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When you can’t say or do anything right...

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@Mastercard what do we need to do to get access to your awesome pool party at the #AusOpen?