This Frenchie is such a chaotic little garbage disposal that his mom had to put him in face jail — a cute mesh net so he stops eating rabbit poop, goose droppings, and random sticks on walks.
He looks offended… but zero regrets.
The struggle is real with these gremlins 😂
Jason Bateman says he was too embarrassed to say one word to his 14-year-old during ‘the talk’, so the replacement he invented is so much worse
“So I’m giving my daughter the talk, you don’t want to be saying the word ‘ejaculate’ to your daughter. That’s not a great term”
“I said, when the male member is inside of the woman’s member, it’s so lovely, there’s so much love. I’m starting to sweat just thinking about it”
“To avoid that term, I said the penis just screams. And it’s the equivalent of the penis just yelling ‘I love you.’ And then it yells the love into the woman, and then you get you, baby”
“You should write a children’s book - Jimmy Kimmel”