K Ali

[K Ali @trudymeyer5]

Elephant: "Why do you have boobs on your back?" Camel: "Thats a stupid question coming from somebody who has a penis on his face..."

[K Ali @trudymeyer5]

Love isnt love without a deep like for some one. True friendship creates real love.

[K Ali @trudymeyer5]

You sure know how to make me feel like shit.

[K Ali @trudymeyer5]

Dear girls if your hair looks like this it is such a turn on for guys ;) Check out my last tweet...

[K Ali @trudymeyer5]

I love my relationship with my bed. No commitment needed. We just sleep together every night.

[K Ali @trudymeyer5]

I believe in hate at first sight.

[K Ali @trudymeyer5]

Hate is not the first enemy of love. Fear is. It destroys your ability to trust.

[K Ali @trudymeyer5]

Getting a text as soon as you pick up your phone and feeling like a boss.

[K Ali @trudymeyer5]

i.f.y.o.u.w.a.s.t.e.d.y.o.u.r.t.i.m.e.r.e.a.d.i.n.g.t.h.i.s.y.o.u.a.r.e.a.w.e.s.o.m.e.

[K Ali @trudymeyer5]

The happiest people dont necessarily have the best of everything but they make the most of everything.

[K Ali @trudymeyer5]

A little girl seeks revenge. But a real woman moves on while karma does the dirty work.

[K Ali @trudymeyer5]

Calling her baby will make her melt every time. Promise.

[K Ali @trudymeyer5]

Give me one reason to trust you again.

[K Ali @trudymeyer5]

I want a relationship where we can lay down beside each other and just talk all night.

[K Ali @trudymeyer5]

Saw a girl whose right eye was so beautiful that even her left eye was looking at it.

[K Ali @trudymeyer5]

Sometimes the s test thing you can do is play dumb.