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[fw.hypehouse_kenya @true_kidd_]

Lakini bosi si tulikuwa tumesema ukanyangie story 😅

[Joy Car hire @JCarhire]

A man hired a Prado from us to attend a family function in shags, then somewhere between Nairobi and Kenol, confidence entered his body and he decided the car was no longer hired, it was now “his new small machine.”

He arrived in the village with sunglasses, one hand on the steering wheel, music playing low, and the calm confidence of a man who has just been added to a WhatsApp group called Men Who Have Made It in Life. Even before switching off the engine, he was already telling cousins, “Ni vile tu sikutaka kuja na ile kubwa,” as if there was another V8 resting somewhere in Runda.

For the next two days, nobody was allowed to lean on the car, children were warned not to breathe near it, and every five minutes he would look outside through the window just to confirm that no chicken had scratched his “investment.” Anytime someone asked about the price, he would clear his throat and say, “Siwezi disclose sana, but ni deal ya watu wakubwa.”

Then Sunday came, and his uncle casually asked him to help carry three sacks of maize, two goats, one jiko, several sufurias and a mattress back to Nairobi. He tried to explain that the Prado was a “luxury vehicle,” but in shags, once an uncle says, “Si ni gari kubwa?” the meeting is over and the loading committee has already started working.
That is how our successful businessman returned the car with hay in the boot, goat footprints on the seats, one missing headrest and a chicken hiding under the passenger seat like it had also booked transport to Nairobi.

He handed over the keys very quietly, avoided eye contact and said, “Mambo ya family ni complicated, lakini tafadhali msipost hii story.”
Anyway, huku Nairobi watu wengi wanamiliki magari mpaka siku ya return.

[fw.hypehouse_kenya @true_kidd_]

@BTGBrecords @bigtdga @Hoopss The money is "child support" not "support my lifestyle" she has to get her own money for her needs.....

[fw.hypehouse_kenya @true_kidd_]

Born 2000Man U has been my team since 2010 nikiwa class 5 diehard fan

[Francis Bogere @francisbogere6]

In which year did you start fully committing to this club as a diehard fan

[FELIX @FellMentKE]

You can make $200 per day if you have:

1. A laptop
2. Wifi
3. Time

Here's how to start a remote job to make money online. ↓

[fw.hypehouse_kenya @true_kidd_]

Instead of being sympathetic with everyone at the scene wanaamua kukuja na batons nikama tuko maamdamano

[Marcus Olang' @marcusolang]

They're carrying batons so that they can beat the site of the fire, to teach other possible fires a lesson against having an unlawful assembly.

[fw.hypehouse_kenya @true_kidd_]

Something I was told by someone "once you learn how to control your lust...utajua most people have nothing to offer" and it hit me

[Toxic @Kieni_vic]

To the friendships we lost because of lust

[Baggio @Baggio2345]

SOME OF THE COLDEST BRO TO BRO CODE YOU NEED TO KNOW;

1) never eat where your mother is mocked
2. never judge your father until you become a man.
3. never mock a brother to entertain the table
4. we might eat late but I promise, we will eat
5. world is so cruel to a poor man
6. You are independent, only mom can love you without conditions
7. We are not behind, we just didn’t get it handed to us.
8. Show up everyday to fix your life. Do it alone, do it tired, do it scared, do it broke, do it anyway. Just find a way!
9. And when you become their type, Don’t date them!
10.Bro to bro: I want to see you win!🫵🏽

Share some bro code you know, for others to learn!

[fw.hypehouse_kenya @true_kidd_]

He should have focused with comedy pekee...asiingie politics😏we are dealing with a number of issues affecting our country but NO...tuekee game ya Man U na Arsenal

[Kenyans.co.ke @Kenyans]

MP John Kiarie proposes friendly match between Manchester United and Arsenal at Talanta Stadium

[⭐️ @Hillahillaa]

Exam room unajieka your favoured leftback position alafu invigilator anakuinvert into midfield knowing very well you dont have the technique to receive in between the lines.

[SIR ALEXANDER @zillionokoye]

If you can stay awake from 1 AM - 4 AM every weekdays and work remotely, I have a remote job for you that pays $100/hr.

I posted this sometimes last week, if you applied check your email.

[fw.hypehouse_kenya @true_kidd_]

Ama uiache Kwa jina ya company ulinunua gari

[fw.hypehouse_kenya @true_kidd_]

On my end..it's just clout chasing... anytime your girlfriend can leave you..but ukiregester gari under a company ama kitu haiezi guzwa na KRA.... you're good

[Kijana ya Misa🇰🇪 @kijana_misa]

I just heard Kenyan Prince on an interview with Dr. Ofweneke saying he owns three German cars, and that they’re all registered under his girlfriend’s name.

Many Kenyans (including Ofweneke) asked him what would happen if the lady decided to leave him. He just bragged as usual, saying the cars cost around 20 million, which he described as a very small amount of money.

My question is: is it actually true that he registered the cars under her name, or was it just clout-chasing?

[fw.hypehouse_kenya @true_kidd_]

Nigga tf..!! awards hazimake sense..how can you award a country when the "law abiding citizen" are cut out of the parliament

[Kenyans.co.ke @Kenyans]

Kenya honoured at the world health assembly for eliminating sleeping sickness

[fw.hypehouse_kenya @true_kidd_]

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

[fw.hypehouse_kenya @true_kidd_]

Word

[🧚 @paloma_datgirl]

I have a theory that combustionbenders were never meant to exist in large numbers because the technique itself is too unstable. One mistake and you literally blow yourself up, which almost happened to Combustion Man when Sokka disrupted his focus.

And that forehead tattoo probably wasn’t just decoration either it may have been part of an extreme process used to force and focus chi in a very unnatural way.

[fw.hypehouse_kenya @true_kidd_]

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[fw.hypehouse_kenya @true_kidd_]

@ke_shakilla Inadepend settings zangu huwa zinatokea

[fw.hypehouse_kenya @true_kidd_]

@AmSoniaa Why not 😂😂 lazima ujue pahali unaenda

[fw.hypehouse_kenya @true_kidd_]

@jayp__morgan Alijiona mtamu 😂😂

[fw.hypehouse_kenya @true_kidd_]

@kenyanfever254 Mamii kwa scale yangu uko fine👌nakupea 10/10