@ChipotleTweets this is the third half of avocado we had in our “big guac” order. & last time we ordered guac as well there was no flavor and just avacado chunks. Not impressed 🙄🥺
Noah: “ah I can’t get up”
Me: “why?”
Noah: ”I’m too lazy”
Me: ”why do you need to get up?”
Noah: ”to dance”
*anime theme song playing*
Me: *repeats convo”
Noah: “tweet that shit it’s funny”
@noahrobinette
the other night my boyfriend & i got drunk together, i went to go to the bathroom & guess i was in there too long, so he told me if i’m okay to grab the cheezit
I have been called a leftist, a socialist, and communist. Call me what you want, but we all deserve to live in a world where the Adobe Creative Suite is free.
@McDonalds i didn’t realize til I drive back to my camper that you didn’t give me syrup then when I DRIVE ALL THE WAY back and told you my pancakes were cold and I needed syrup you wouldn’t give me warm pancakes so here I am :-)
I feel weird at the gym because I’m like the 1% of the girls that still wears an old shirt and some shorts from freshman year while the other 99% is wearing gym shark and lulus
Noah: “ah I can’t get up”
Me: “why?”
Noah: ”I’m too lazy”
Me: ”why do you need to get up?”
Noah: ”to dance”
*anime theme song playing*
Me: *repeats convo”
Noah: “tweet that shit it’s funny”
@noahrobinette