Corey Parker

Dice slinger, grappler, troubleshooter, not so little slice of rock n roll.

[Corey Parker @truecoreyparker]

@ufc @AlexPereiraUFC @AnkalaevM @ESPNPlus All roads Ank likes to travel lead to the left hook.

Chama 🗿

[Corey Parker @truecoreyparker]

@lcephoenix

[Corey Parker @truecoreyparker]

@jammichallen Like that ever stopped her.

[Corey Parker @truecoreyparker]

@erikmagraken Man f**k the internet sometimes. Who tf is arguing against this in good faith?

I'm tellin' ya man, it's all ChatGPT bots. Gotta be. I need this to be true for humanity's sake. XD

[Corey Parker @truecoreyparker]

@MatthewRonchet1 @mhproductivity @bossmuntime @JJ_McCullough https://t.co/cKZYpUYCg7

Is... is this news? O.o;

[Stefan Schubert @StefanFSchubert]

On the contrary, modern history is the history of the mutual reinforcement of the civilising process and rapid economic growth.

[Corey Parker @truecoreyparker]

@chenzomauro Checkmate, atheists!

... seriously that's funny ty for sharing. ^_^

[Corey Parker @truecoreyparker]

@TommyToeHold Ugh.

Well. The UFC is about 23 years old now under Uncle Dana and it seems like 23 year old goes often go through a Stupidnomics phase so there's that.

[Corey Parker @truecoreyparker]

@benfowlkesMMA I can't wait until AI is programmed to maximize personal improvement and goes through the medical literature determining that effective relationship skills are the only hope for long-term happiness.

Then even AI will go too 'woke' to date these dorks.

[Corey Parker @truecoreyparker]

@gersonsux @moicanoufc Losing and ending up on Max's highlight intro for the rest of his career.

Duh.

XD

[Corey Parker @truecoreyparker]

@NewYorkRic A well earned W.

God damn @blessedmma came through like a mf'er tonight!

[Corey Parker @truecoreyparker]

@_MarwanRamadan BEST BOXER IN THE UFC BABY WOOOOOO

[Corey Parker @truecoreyparker]

@TommyToeHold #blessedera #neverends

We're lucky to be able to witness it. War Hollowayyyyyy!

[Erik Magraken @erikmagraken]

OK MMA Twitter. It’s #UFC300

Let’s get 300 new RT’s for this fundraiser today.

Let’s raise another $3K for his mom today.

It’s a worthwhile cause.

https://t.co/5dMUaNuxwX

[Ariel Helwani @arielhelwani]

Max calls out Ilia and Islam after.

Shootz.

He also says he wants 600k bonus. Hard to argue against any of that.

[Erik Magraken @erikmagraken]

Give Max Holloway a $3 million bonus.

RT if you agree!

[Corey Parker @truecoreyparker]

HOLY GODDAMN SHIT @BlessedMMA IS THE BEST BOXER IN THE UFC BAYBEE WOOOOOOOOOO! #blessedera #neverdies #standandbang #ufc300

[Corey Parker @truecoreyparker]

@TommyToeHold ngl "LETS DO THIS SHIT!" followed by Diaz bros impressions would get me doing my homework on time.

Hespect.

[Corey Parker @truecoreyparker]

@HintonPhotos @IRHotTakes The version I settled on is it's like prescription drugs.

It's a chemical. Sometimes good, sometimes bad, but when it's bad it's life/society-destroyingly bad.

But then again I rely on to function.

Star Wars seems to tend towards good things taken too far being bad.

[Corey Parker @truecoreyparker]

@kaosarcanna @IRHotTakes Which begs the question: Is Yoda even right?

If he's not, then it should be self-defeating.

If he is, then you can do a bunch of different stuff.

Personally I think it's like a Schedule 1-2 drug: Dangerous enough to discourage use, useful for some situations / people.