Jess M

sarcastic, bold, scientific, hilarious, over-analytical with a splash of caring too damn much

[Texas DSHS @TexasDSHS]

Warning, an unauthorized and misleading chart using the DSHS logo is circling the internet. DSHS did not create nor approve this chart.

The chart displays flu and COVID-19 data that’s misleading to compare. Both COVID-19 and the flu are dangerous diseases.

[Jess M @truejessi]

Finishing my thesis at the dog retirement home. #olddogs They're really inspiring me to want to nap instead

[Kaxan @Kaxan_KXAN]

Just cause it's a little cold, doesn't mean I can't keep it cute at daycare. 🤓🐶🐾🐾 #Austin #atxwx

[March For Science @MarchForScience]

Are you an #actuallivingscientist? Show us!!! #ScienceMarch

[Jess M @truejessi]

Glad I have a science fair to judge in two weeks. I need some #inspiration #youngscientists #hope

[Prof. Katharine Hayhoe @KHayhoe]

You know something's up when there's even a #WomensMarch in Lubbock TX, the 2nd most conservative city in the US. During a dust storm.

[Jess M @truejessi]

The only bad thing about watching old westerns alone on a Saturday night are the super depressing commercials #oldsoul

[Cheezburger @Cheezburger]

When your friend is ready to go out but you just want to take a nap after work.

[Jess M @truejessi]

I realized today that it's been 100 years since America entered World War I #InterestingTimes

[Jess M @truejessi]

I've decided I like snowflakes individually...just not together #texasweather

[Jess M @truejessi]

@ywxwy it may just be the tipping point for a concept that we've been flirting with for decades.

[Jess M @truejessi]

Judging science fairs: Young scientists are so inspiring. I hope they continue their creative work! #InternationalWomensDay #womeninscience

[KCBD NewsChannel11 @KCBD11]

Vandals paint 'Trump Ballot Boxes' on TTU dumpsters https://t.co/grV2ltGRQJ

[Jess M @truejessi]

http://t.co/K1bu1kVVpI

[Cheezburger @Cheezburger]

WANT.

[Jess M @truejessi]

Happy Birthday! @mrBobbyBones Daps from #Austin !

[Jess M @truejessi]

Superfund Research Program http://t.co/hwmY9zQSn2

[Kickstarter @Kickstarter]

This line of girls' clothes celebrating science, space, and dinosaurs is just plain awesome: https://t.co/ZF6TnKOQjL

[Texas Water Development Board @twdb]

Interested in attending a groundwater management area meeting? Chk out our calendar for locations & dates http://t.co/NHuRJVWzlb. #txwater