TrueMetalJake

NFL Script Writer
#Seahawks
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Never forget.

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@elonmusk @SenAlexPadilla Good one.

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@OwenBenjamin Ah yes, the Owen Benjamin Land Scam. I remember it well.

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@cindetr Fake ass shit

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@2eggwhite No, it's because you never dedicated your life to learning a skilled trade and becoming the best you could be at it.

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@feelinpurdygood It's ok that you're homosexual.

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@KILLTOPARTY Comically big tits? WTF are you talking about? Do you not remember Pamela Anderson during this time period?

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@cougsgo He looks like just escaped from Auschwitz.

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@FieldGulls I love how everybody thinks that things will be okay once charbonnet is back as if he's fucking Walter Payton or something.

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Fuck off, Darnold.

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@FieldGulls Insane catch

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If I were a broncos fan I'd be very very worried right now.

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@FieldGulls Can we actually pull this off?

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Same dumb fuck throw Darnold made to Cupp last week to end the game. Throw it to the sticks!!!

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@FieldGulls This is fucking bad

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This is not a good football team right now.

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@FieldGulls Bullshit PI call

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@big_emtee OG Python?

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@keisert1320 41-6

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HOW ARE YOU DOIN' RAMS FANS!?

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@KristinChristy Get a grip