Kelvin Heratio

that guy who made that video on tiktok
i know way too much about D&D
DM for Saga
Cohost on The Lonely Boi Hour

[Kelvin Heratio @truenooddood]

Pinned tweets are pointless

[Kelvin Heratio @truenooddood]

@changingfmh @Q_Review The kid's aren't alright is a song by the offspring and is in fact about adults. In the song it's talking about the bright eyed optimistic kids all grew up and went down the wrong path in life and are now burnout adults living shitty lives. I can't believe I'm explaining this

[Kelvin Heratio @truenooddood]

@alexbishop86 @InternetH0F To be clear the scam is restaurant owners not paying their employees enough because they can rely on tips. Not the servers wanting tips because they get 2.50/hr

[Democratic Wins Media @DemocraticWins]

BREAKING: New polling shows that a majority of Americans believe a 2nd Trump Administration would be an “absolute nightmare”.

[Kelvin Heratio @truenooddood]

@Sassafrass_84 @POTUS Military appreciation month was last month, it was designated by Congress in 1999 but no one really celebrates these days (because despite a lot of people claiming to love the troops they don't really do anything to show that) you should celebrate so it becomes more popular!

[Kelvin Heratio @truenooddood]

@Ames2420 @Sassafrass_84 @POTUS Hey friend I understand the confusion but there are roughly a million fully legal immigrants coming over yearly and it's about them. Legal immigration is incredibly difficult and it feels kinda dickish to lump the people who worked hard in with people who did so illegally

[Kelvin Heratio @truenooddood]

@Q_Review I hate that I've been on this journey so long that while not all of it but a large part of this board makes sense to me without context

[Kelvin Heratio @truenooddood]

I recently started a new job and there was a social media agreement and it provided a list of things I can't post which is fair but one thing was

COWORKERS SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBERS

...how tf would I even know those??

[Kelvin Heratio @truenooddood]

@Q_Review I have a famous birthdays that not only calls me a gamer as part of my about section but openly has the wrong birthday on it but is so close I don't know how they messed it up. My actual birthday is June 22, 1998

[Kelvin Heratio @truenooddood]

@confusedbeluga @Bogswallop He's usually well known for being in Ernest in a series of films called things like "Ernest goes to jail" and "Ernest saved Christmas" and basically anything you can think of some guy named Ernest doing in the late 80s and Early 90s

[Kelvin Heratio @truenooddood]

@jarvis I was fine with needing multiple streaming services as it's still cheaper than cable but I have Disney+, Netflix, Hulu, and HBO max. If it's not on there I'm not paying for a new service to see it

[Greta Thunberg @GretaThunberg]

this is what happens when you don’t recycle your pizza boxes

[Kelvin Heratio @truenooddood]

@ItsEthanYaBoi @Q_Review I love this video but I'd consider a long YouTube video to 1.5 hrs+ myself and I feel like 1hr+ is what most people would say

[peachypop, wild mage 🍑 🔜 Pokémon Worlds! @peachypop_cos]

I asked my opponent if he was "kicking a dead horse" and I've never felt hotter and funnier in my life

[Kelvin Heratio @truenooddood]

@SnakemanJake45 @shaun_vids I am vegan and I'm driving my old car till I can't drive it anymore which is better for the environment than getting an electric currently. The plastics thing I haven't done but just because you don't make EVERY ethical choice doesn't mean you can't make any bruv

[Kelvin Heratio @truenooddood]

@9hostfaced @mattxiv I mean the Republican party has been scamming republicans for years and I haven't heard any complaints

[Kelvin Heratio @truenooddood]

@Q_Review

[Kelvin Heratio @truenooddood]

@nickisnotgreen 1. Absolutely not
2. It changes a lot but currently Gorillaz
3. MONTERO is legitimately the only album I've ever listened to where I enjoyed every song

[Kelvin Heratio @truenooddood]

@JoshuaPotash A lot of people saying they give it back. If someone handed me a ticket to escape capitalism I'd be out in a heartbeat

[Anthony Burch @anthony_burch]

People with balls: vasectomies are safe, relatively inexpensive, reversible, and practically painless.