Micah🍖

leader of the Christian vape club: holy smokes

[Micah🍖 @trueturtlelord]

Listen every song from the Wii is an absolute banger u can't even argue it

[Micah🍖 @trueturtlelord]

I'm gonna open a tattoo stand in the parking garage. It's just gonna be me with a tattoo gun from Amazon.

[Micah🍖 @trueturtlelord]

I just told my mom I don't think I'll ever pierce my face I'll just get fakes and all she said was "that's weak sauce" and flexed her double ear piercing lmao

[Micah🍖 @trueturtlelord]

Me making my demo reel

[Micah🍖 @trueturtlelord]

I... how does this happen?

[Artnet @artnet]

Spain has been hit by yet another bungling restorer, who turned this Virgin Mary painting into an unrecognizable blob: https://t.co/G2uKfLNf8o

[Micah🍖 @trueturtlelord]

@VanillaPuds That fall with the sword? CLEAN

[Micah🍖 @trueturtlelord]

I've never met anyone who doesn't like the Disney Tarzan sound track, which makes sense because it was the peak of music and we will never achieve that again

[Micah🍖 @trueturtlelord]

@rageltheangel U need a chiropractor my guy

[Micah🍖 @trueturtlelord]

Tell me how skyler accidentally thought moms sock was his and wore them to work

[Micah🍖 @trueturtlelord]

Me trying to introduce myself to the new class

[Micah🍖 @trueturtlelord]

@VanillaPuds Mood

[Micah🍖 @trueturtlelord]

I started a convo with my aunt asking how she's doing and it ended with her sending me healing essential oils to fight corona

[Micah🍖 @trueturtlelord]

Me: ay ma ryland threw up I think he's sick

Ryland: you are such a snitch

Me:

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@_Acebasin Dam he thicc

[Micah🍖 @trueturtlelord]

4 years of anatomy studies just for me to jump into Maya and immediately forget everything ever

[Micah🍖 @trueturtlelord]

@_Acebasin Damn, Mood

[Micah🍖 @trueturtlelord]

Man I use to wake up at 6 am for no other reason but to simply vibe. Now I can't wake my ass up till 10 what happened

[Micah🍖 @trueturtlelord]

@JoJoBon @AnimSchoolTweet Thats sick bro

[Micah🍖 @trueturtlelord]

@VanillaPuds

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Ryland keeps sending me these

[Micah🍖 @trueturtlelord]

Rigging gone wrong