Lloyd Christmas

Today I woke up at 5am, made myself a pot of Maxwell House, headed to my local parish, and lit 3 prayer candles: 1 for my late wife, and 2 for Wake Forest +7

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@NotJ0NRoth Wow I can’t believe those players are 22 feet tall!

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@EmmanuelAcho Not sure that’s the correct use of ��ideate” Emmanuel. Sometimes it’s better to keep it simple. “Never use a long word where a short one will do.” - George Orwell

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@Realrclark25

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@dk9623 Report this retard he stole this account

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@dazer013 Indeed, Bo!

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.@JoyTaylorTalks Planet fitness out of tootsie rolls. I don’t know why I even bother. It’s not like Deb is coming back…kids only call when they need something.

Temple
Rhode Island
La Salle

+625

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@schmooople Measuring from balls or base?

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@realbubbaguss @joelklatt @JoelKlattShow @OhioStateFB @TexasFootball @PennStateFball @oregonfootball Declaratory excuse me!

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Gonna side with Bubba on this one, Joel.

Why has the world forgotten that Oregon barely beat Boise by 3 points and gave up 200 on the ground to Jeanty? You really think that was a no-brainer-win for Oregon after getting completely shelled by OSU? Game was over 5 min in. They didn’t even compete, and they didn’t deserve to advance.

This season has proven that declamatory statements are futile yet pundits and “analysts” continue to make them with full confidence🤣

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@davebluntsmusic Give up on the food brother just put the fork down just stop tie ya hands together you can’t be dying over a snickers bar tf you want from us!?!

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2012 twitter be like

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Just got done playing “ricankilla722” randomly on Madden. Got on the headset. Good game and convo bro! Some good laughs too! lol. 🫡

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@KissOccamsRazor @colincowherd I’m sure lots of the games were more or less competitive than what the final scores suggest and our memory serves us

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@KissOccamsRazor @colincowherd We were both wrong 🤝

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@KissOccamsRazor @colincowherd https://t.co/NOU3JPn6Xb

This is where I got the results from

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lol i was bored enough to actually run the numbers. The final is 20/30, 66.6% of playoff games, ended in 2+ score differentials. So on average out of the 3 playoff games any given year, 2 ended in major wins. 2017, 2018, 2020 all 3 games ended in 2+ score wins. 2015, 2016, 2021 only one game was 2+. No year was every game close. So yes 75% is extreme and not likely given there was only 3 games every year. But my gist is correct, majority of the games every year were big losses.

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Expect more regular content out of Lloyd Christmas (verified) (totally not for unlimited AI generations involving Sydney Sweeney and AOC sucking face)

How about a good ole fashioned play

PSU/TEXAS/OSU ML parlay. Don’t think just hammer it. Saw what I needed to see last night

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@BarstoolPhilly Will this apply to the guys smoking 4 blunts at the same time in the seats next to me while I’m trying to go out to eat with my wife?

[doogs @d00gs]

RIP OJ SIMPSON

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