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[Munjiru wa mbari ya Karanja @wakariowa]

You all hate alcohol, cigarettes, weed na jaba.
Who was there for you when your life was falling apart?
Definitely not broccoli!

[Mbiti Mwondi Maino,MD @mbiti_mwondi]

Whoever started the prokopanda that I am short and ugly needs to be persecuted because the problem is your women meet me in person and fall in love. Ni mbayaaa😂😂

[Ciru Muriuki 🇰🇪🪬 @CiruMuriuki]

Everyone else is "deeply concerned".

[BRICS News @BRICSinfo]

JUST IN: 🇺🇸🇮🇷 President Trump signals support for killing Iran's new Supreme Leader Mojtaba Khamenei if he rejects his demands, WSJ reports.

[Ziya! @ziyaafrica]

Nimechoka na hii jina Singapore. Everyday Singapore, Singapore this Singapore that. We are not Singapore. We are Kenya. Build Kenya to be Kenya.

[Amira 🌻 @_kagichu]

not sure, but unaeza chukua kura.

[BRICS News @BRICSinfo]

JUST IN: 🇺🇸🇮🇷 US Secretary of War Pete Hegseth says "this was never meant to be a fair fight, and it is not a fair fight."

"We are punching them while they're down."

[BRICS News @BRICSinfo]

JUST IN: 🇮🇷🇺🇸 Iran says the US claims of destroying its missiles and military capabilities are "nothing but hopes."

[L3wi.s @Mnauwoo]

nimekula omena 3 days back to back hadi tv imejiweka ramogi..

[Cheeky Fella @fyllo_10]

State House spending more money than the White House??? A third world country outspending the US??? Nani alituroga aki?

[Alfred Keter🇰🇪 @alfredarapketer]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Jenni @hashjenni]

Imagine if someone blew up the White House and killed the President and then was like “chill dude, it’s not a WAR, it’s just a special operation, omg”

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

Worst thing social media ever did was convince dumb people their opinions mattered.

[Sysh @_Ndunge_]

Ngl, napenda mambo ya dunia.

[BonmatB @BonmatB]

Kenya that can't even intercept a thrown shoe is hereby condemning the attacks on UAE💀😂

[Niks @Pivot2Centre]

Wife has told me in very clear terms that she doesn’t want updates of the war. She is apparently sick of such updates.

I shall now monitor the situation alone!

[Sun Tzu @ItsChanzu]

Hi, @DonaldTrump .

Iran has just installed a new supreme leader, Ayatollah Maheni

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

People can pretend or dress up all they want and that’s fine, but they can’t force their mental illness to be my new reality!

[Jomba @mwabilimwagodi2]

RUTO MUST GO!!!