sydney

a Marxinista™️

[sydney @trulywhet]

@cooolghoul Gen Z build a bears be like

[sydney @trulywhet]

I want Lisa Vanderpump to insult me and unfortunately that’s sexual

[sydney @trulywhet]

*slurping a massive amount of burrata into my mouth* I’m so sexi right now

[sydney @trulywhet]

personally the real lord of the flies is rhony s3 ep12

[sydney @trulywhet]

@PlanetFitness I’ve attempted to call for the past 2-3 months on a regular basis to cancel and have only been able to get ahold of a sales rep today (the phone usually just rings and rings) who told me I have to come in person to cancel

[sydney @trulywhet]

@PlanetFitness pretty scammy that you make it so difficult for people to cancel their subscriptions and continue to bill throughout the pandemic... I can’t believe gyms/companies are allowed to pull this

[sydney @trulywhet]

@PlanetFitness pretty scammy that you make it so difficult for people to cancel their subscriptions and continue to bill throughout the pandemic... I can’t believe gyms/companies are allowed to pull this

[sydney @trulywhet]

idk how else to say this but I don’t trust any straight man unless he does a Christian from midsommar Halloween costume

[sydney @trulywhet]

anybody else so intimacy-starved you purposely don’t wear deodorant once in awhile just to feel like you’re smelling someone else’s skin??

[sydney @trulywhet]

bro I can’t wait to wake up and drink an iced coffee

[sydney @trulywhet]

tortellinis look like little cowboy hats now I can’t unsee it

[sydney @trulywhet]

every time I read “mfs” as “milfs” and I can’t say that doesn’t mean anything

[Mayor Guy Fieri @GuyFieri]

Not me. Us.

[sydney @trulywhet]

I’m manifesting Paul Rudd in his Tayne outfit absolutely breaking it down to the Sopranos intro song

[sydney @trulywhet]

just me, coming onstage eating a fistful of prosciut’ and launch into a monologue about how Italians gave Americans all the good food. halfway through my pager on the top of my giant trousers (that go up to my armpits) goes off and I have to leave cause a deal has gone bad

[sydney @trulywhet]

if I did drag I would dress up as an Italian mobster and I don’t know if anyone would find it attractive but I’d be really good at it lmaooo

[sydney @trulywhet]

wait you’re telling me some people eat emotionlessly ?!

[sydney @trulywhet]

@themingsum 👀

[sydney @trulywhet]

I made this for the occasion

[sydney @trulywhet]

to the person who invented mustard: are you single?

[sydney @trulywhet]

me: picks at my pimple thru the pimple patch covering it ... >:))) I am unstoppable