Truman’s Collar

current hyperfixations: firstprince, flowerfield, hollanov

[Truman’s Collar @trumanscollar]

I’m so exhausted with being a company’s second choice for the job. just give me a job. I’m desperate at this point

[Truman’s Collar @trumanscollar]

@PETEandrepete_ @Variety you seem fun at parties

[𖦹 dizzy 𖦹 MET SAM!!! @velvetlestat]

me everyday since june 2nd

[Zach W. Lambert @ZachWLambert]

Absolutely gut-wrenching.

[Mohamad Safa @mhdksafa]

It’s wild how 3 deaths from Hantavirus got more media attention than 50,000+ people in Venezuela are missing!

[ali 🦋 @ringthemoon]

“There are now six hockey shows in development, none of them gay, and it’s like, guys, I think it wasn’t the hockey that was the big issue.”'

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

oh to be a tiny cat whose biggest concern is the looming threat of being gently picked up and kissed on the head.

[Truman’s Collar @trumanscollar]

idk what y’all are talking about the vampire lestat is great

[v 𑣲 saw MOTU!! @vcmpirearcadia]

If you like strawberry ice cream you should try cocaine

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

CBS has been forced to pay a fine after Stephen Colbert played an unlicensed Peanuts song on air during his last episode.

The owner of the rights to Peanuts has donated the fee to José Andrés' charity, World Central Kitchen.

[NEW YORK KNICKS @nyknicks]

for the boroughs and Knicks fans around the world 🏆

[ella devi @ellad3vi]

this is how it feels as a knicks fan to watch the first three quarters of any knicks game

[Truman’s Collar @trumanscollar]

why is Wemby acting so surprised every time someone touches him like it’s not a contact sport get over yourself

[Truman’s Collar @trumanscollar]

if the Knicks could learn what offense is that would be gr8

[Truman’s Collar @trumanscollar]

Wemby is so dramatic. like just get up

[Truman’s Collar @trumanscollar]

@anushkaa_tanwar at that age, my salary was $47,500 for an entry-level position

[SIMONE 🩷 @parasocialyte]

if we get Knicks in 4 pretty sure Zohran automatically becomes president

[Truman’s Collar @trumanscollar]

real tired of being ghosted after job interviews that went well

[Truman’s Collar @trumanscollar]

@AmazingPhil @DanAndPhilGAMES https://t.co/BHRcdJlRgu

[🧁🏳️‍🌈 @stpidbtchwhoIh8]

"Mary Berry kicked her pussy up the wall"

Phil Lester 20:26

[Truman’s Collar @trumanscollar]

@AmazingPhil @DanAndPhilGAMES https://t.co/4W7H72kvR6

[ana🌙 @folkmoreid]

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