Albus Trumbuldore, Esq.

I don’t mean anything I tweet until I do

[Matt Jones @KySportsRadio]

Thank goodness for Birthright citizenship

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[mari @fcmareee]

when i say im a patient hater this is what i mean https://t.co/D3khubBJRh

[Feli @pilludinho]

Los yanquis aprendieron a jugar al soccer

[Albus Trumbuldore, Esq. @trumbuldore]

@miakhalifa MIA HOWS IT GOING MIAAAAAAA

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

Respect Italy

[Albus Trumbuldore, Esq. @trumbuldore]

He’s so real

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@villainmonkey Love

[ayatrollah @ayatr0llah]

Subway takes guests will say this is evil

[onion person @CantEverDie]

calirornia voters boldly asked “could we get a governor worse than gavin newsom” and they discovered yes, easily

[Reggie James @HipCityReg]

It’s cool to care

[Nick Burns @NickBurns]

Wine is just wine to most Americans, and Grana Padano is as good as parmesan is as good as pecorino. But just see what happens when you say that Coke Zero is the same as Diet Coke. Like Robert Conquest said, everyone is an Italian about what they know best.

[Albus Trumbuldore, Esq. @trumbuldore]

@RepJackKimble Nearly 140 days!?!?

[Albus Trumbuldore, Esq. @trumbuldore]

@ClayTravis @BadLegalTakes please get his ass I’m begging you. Dude has two first names

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

why would housing prices continue to rise if you're deporting undocumented immigrants? i was told they're the reason why housing prices are high.

[Albus Trumbuldore, Esq. @trumbuldore]

@the_null_signal @Dearme2_ Jesus Christ open the schools

[Albus Trumbuldore, Esq. @trumbuldore]

@DaraTovah @osundeandrew20 @ianmiles As opposed to the other kind of insanity?

[Albus Trumbuldore, Esq. @trumbuldore]

@osundeandrew20 @ianmiles Fair, but counterpoint: whipping The Meat out on the public train is like the most assaultable action possible

[Legal Style Blog @legalstyleblog]

At this point there needs to be a modification to Miranda where the suspect is handed a copy the sacred Spell of Attorney Request to know how to chant the specific words magically invoking the right to counsel.

[Albus Trumbuldore, Esq. @trumbuldore]

@JerryQuickel Hi Jerry. Impressive collection! I don’t have permissions to DM you directly, but if you need anybody to take the Rutgers Football helmet off your hands, I’d love to hold it while we miss bowl eligibility this season

[Albus Trumbuldore, Esq. @trumbuldore]

@RepMarkHarrisNC “It doesn’t come from the constitution it comes from the 14th amendment” is this what they teach in North Carolina?