Trump Ops

MAKE BATCH FILES GREAT AGAIN!

[Trump Ops @trump_ops]

Folks, we need to STOP deploying software. Write your code on the production server like a real AMERICAN! #MakeDevOpsGreatAgain

[Trump Ops @trump_ops]

I WILL BE OUT OF THE OFFICE UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE.

[Trump Ops @trump_ops]

DEAD PEOPLE DEPLOYED THE LATEST RELEASE!

ⓘ 𝗢𝗳𝗳𝗶𝗰𝗶𝗮𝗹 𝘀𝗼𝘂𝗿𝗰𝗲𝘀 𝘀𝗮𝘆 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗰𝗹𝗮𝗶𝗺 𝗶𝘀 𝗳𝗮𝗹𝘀𝗲

[Trump Ops @trump_ops]

....What are they trying to hide. They know, and so does everyone else. EXPOSE THE API!

[Trump Ops @trump_ops]

I DO NOT CARE THAT ALL THE UNIT TESTS FAILED. WE WILL DEPLOY!

[Trump Ops @trump_ops]

I LOVE FEATURE FLAGS!

[Trump Ops @trump_ops]

RATE LIMITING IS DATA FRAUD AND THAT OTHER OPS GUY NEEDS TO JUST LET ALL THE DATA THROUGH! MY TEAM HAS MADE 73,000,000 LEGAL API CALLS JUST NOW! #MakeDevOpsGreatAgain #LinuxBan #CAPSLOCK #BuildTheFirewall #FoxProMagizine #HanityOS #allthenetworks

[Trump Ops @trump_ops]

I WILL NOT ACCEPT THIS RIGGED TERMINATION REQUEST!

[Trump Ops @trump_ops]

WIRESHARK IS STEALING PACKETS!!!

[Trump Ops @trump_ops]

I AM NOT FIRED!!! HR LIES!

[Trump Ops @trump_ops]

With the attack by the Radical Linux Devs on the Repository System, the NOTEPAD becomes even more important! #LinuxBan #DelopymentFraud #CorruptDevelopers

[Trump Ops @trump_ops]

STOP THE FOR LOOP!

[Trump Ops @trump_ops]

I will be making an IF statement tonight. A big WIN!

[Trump Ops @trump_ops]

HR needs to talk to me. TONIGHT!! Can you believe it? I bet they are going to say how GREAT I am. My ban on Linux in January deserves a medal. #LinuxBan

[Trump Ops @trump_ops]

The Fake Report is talking about BUGS, BUGS, BUGS. This includes many low risk bugs. QA is doing everything possible to create fear prior to November 3rd. The Bugs are up because TESTING is way up, by far the most, and best, in the world. Deployment rate is DOWN 85% plus!

[Trump Ops @trump_ops]

I'VE NEVER CLICKED LIKE ON MY OWN TWEETS! EVER!

[Trump Ops @trump_ops]

Biden wants to Pack the Containers with Radical Linux crazies. He doesn’t even want to make a list to explain who they are. Can’t let this happen!

[Trump Ops @trump_ops]

Developers want to make little tiny small Microsoft Windows. They also want to kill birds with their windmill powered data centers. Developers will destroy the oil industry. #Debates2020

[Trump Ops @trump_ops]

MEXICO WILL PAY FOR THE FIREWALL!

[Trump Ops @trump_ops]

Joe Biden and the Developer Socialists will kill your Cron jobs, dismantle your OPS departments, dissolve your network security, release apps with INFINITE LOOPS, raise exceptions, confiscate your keyboard, end backups, destroy your subnets, and drive GCP from the public cloud.

[Trump Ops @trump_ops]

Joe Biden must immediately reply all on emails, meetings, phone calls, transcripts, and interoffice memorandums! I know he BLIND CARBON COPIES - CHINA!