DonALT J. Trump

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Guys, John Kelly just watched that episode of Stranger Things 2 where El learns the word "compromise." Probably just thinking about that.

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To be perfectly clear, I volunteered to take an IQ test today. Your move, @StateDept.

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Puerto Rico is not only surrounded by big water, but also ocean water. This is the hot intel I receive as president.

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Time to focus: Puerto Rico, Puerto Rocket Man, Rocket McConnell Man, McColin Kaepernick, McDonald's Quarter Pounder-nick ... time for lunch?

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@realDonaldTrump No virtual President*

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I just found out that all those NFL players had to kneel during the national anthem bc of bone spurs in their heels. Totally understandable!

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Roger Stone seemed to really enjoy his latest 5-minutes of fame. I really hope it was worth all that time in jail.

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How am I not backing the man who pulls out a pistol during his campaign rally and shows up to vote on horseback?!

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One part Wes Anderson and one part Valerie Plame, and Twitter forgets about me for a little while. Time for a Kit Kat. #HaveABreak

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Let's go around the room and say your version of "bad hombres." #UNGA

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I mean, just do what's in your best interest (not including North Korea, Syria, Venezuela, Iran, China - you're cool, Russia). #UNGA

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@realDonaldTrump #TalkLikeAPirateDay

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@CillizzaCNN Has anyone checked Goldwater's grave lately?

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@realDonaldTrump You know other Republicans can read the second half of that tweet, right? Just making sure...

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@realDonaldTrump He also didn't recognize my number since I've been using burners since Mueller stepped on the scene.

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@FullFrontalSamB @missbreton I call it the "Tom Sawyer" approach. Once I convince other countries it's fun to pay for the wall, even North Korea will chip in.

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@realDonaldTrump Trump: Wanna go swimmin'?
Mexico: Nah, I got this fence to build.
Trump: Isn't that work?
Mexico: Maybe, maybe not.
Trump: Let me try...

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@realDonaldTrump With the meteorite on a collision course with Earth, we now need McDonald's all-day breakfast menu more than ever before. Go LeBron, go!

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@thehill No need for funding because Mexico is going to pay for it! DUH!