biscuits&cray

Parody account. I don’t understand the internet.

[biscuits&cray @trumploather1]

@chris_notcapn

[biscuits&cray @trumploather1]

Man @Toyota I sure hope supporting an insurrection was well worth all that business you guys are losing for being fucking terrible.

[biscuits&cray @trumploather1]

@mtgreenee Trollz 2 looks like shit.

[biscuits&cray @trumploather1]

For people make a big deal about Lil Nas like I’m sorry you’re offended by good music and have bad taste. #LilNasX

[Ethan Wolf 🇺🇸 @ethanmwolf]

Toyota funding election deniers is a symptom, not the disease… The disease is that all corporations are allowed to spend unlimited dollars to influence our elections. Get rid of Citizens United and get dark money out of politics.

[biscuits&cray @trumploather1]

@NotHoodlum @progressivist_ Oh no I had no idea there was a woman out there with his face

[Chris Hahn @ChristopherHahn]

When Congressional Republicans claim they “Back the Blue” always remind them;

They refuse to meet with police officers who defended the capital on 1/6.

They won’t award Congressional Gold Stars to hero cops.

They voted against funding for policing.

[biscuits&cray @trumploather1]

Wow fuck @Toyota I guess

I guess so much for ever buying one of your cars again.

[Jake Lobin @JakeLobin]

Holy shit.

Apparently, Toyota has given MORE THAN 6X the number of donations to Republicans who refused to certify the 2020 election results, compared to Koch industries.

Yeah... MF Koch Industries.
What the fuck @Toyota??

[Ahmed Ali @DrAhmednurAli]

This should be a PSA on systemic racism.

Just BRILLIANT.

cc @RexChapman

[biscuits&cray @trumploather1]

@Acyn That’s the worst William Shatner karaoke I’ve ever seen.

[Scott Huffman @HuffmanForNC]

No immigrant has taken your job. You were laid off by a capitalist who took advantage of that immigrant to increase their profits. Nothing makes the capitalist happier than you blaming the immigrant and not the capitalist.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Here's the Derek Chauvin victim impact statement from Gianna Floyd, daughter of George Floyd

[chris evans @chris_notcapn]

Wendy Williams claimed DaBrat tried hitting on her.

DaBrat got her all the way together, ate her up and left no crumbs 💀😩

[biscuits&cray @trumploather1]

@JoyBrow14590281 Sounds about white

[biscuits&cray @trumploather1]

I feel like them bringing up Derek Chauvin having “multiple life saving awards” probably wasn’t the best thing to brag on him about…during a murder sentencing. Just saying #ChauvinSentencing

[Shooter McGavin @ShooterMcGavin]

The Walker Texas Ranger lever on Conan’s Late Night Show is still grossly underrated for the comedy it provided.

[𝙎𝙋𝙊𝙊𝙆𝙔 𝙁𝙊𝙍𝘾𝙀 𝙂𝘼𝙕𝙀𝙏𝙏𝙀 ™ 🇺🇸🇺🇦 @FrancisWegner]

@AndrewHGiuliani @RudyGiuliani Sir, this is a Taco Bell.

[biscuits&cray @trumploather1]

@Acyn That is the worst Megan Mullally impression I’ve ever seen

[Confidentlybefuddled @befuddledconfid]

The difference between the military and @mattgaetz is that when the military fucks you, you’re at least 18.

[biscuits&cray @trumploather1]

@AndrewHGiuliani @RudyGiuliani “Thank you for listening green men living in my head.”